deadkord: (Saddle up & say goodbye to common sense.)
Ted Kord | Blue Beetle II ([personal profile] deadkord) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-01-11 07:12 pm

Video - Morons Make An Effort

[ When the comm feed switches on, Ted and Booster are seated on their couch, in costume, looking as solemn-faced as they get. The effect is tarnished slightly by the fact that there is a Vegas showgirl's sequined, feathery headdress visible in the background. ]

So my esteemed colleague here and I messed up, and no one can ever say Blue Beetle and Booster Gold don't own up to their mistakes.

[ Literally everyone says that, because it's true. ]

We kinda skipped town for a combination birthday party and New Year's vacation right before things got bad in Heropa, and didn't exactly check the news while we were away.

Did you know they don’t have clocks in casinos? I didn’t. Also, did you know that Vegas has something like three buffets to every person? Someone was insistent.

[ Booster manages to look genuinely contrite while also side-eyeing Ted, which is kind of impressive. ]

Anyway, the point is, we're offering our services to anyone who needs them. We can help with the aftermath of the Heropa stuff, or anything else.

Need some heavy lifting done? Cats rescued from trees? Trees rescued from cats?

Gadgets made or repaired? How about an experienced model to advertise for your place of business? If you need it done, we can help. Probably.



(Ted, Booster.)
foreshadower: Tony Harris. (Classy)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2016-01-27 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Most people aren't looking to impress me.

I'm a supervillain, if you'll remember.

[ Shade pls the only person who calls you a supervillain is you ]
foreshadower: (Hmmmm...)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2016-02-01 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Mostly.

But I get terribly bored, and things are quite exciting here.
foreshadower: (Scratching)

[personal profile] foreshadower 2016-02-10 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I don't sleep.

I already have hobbies. [ You know, reading, horticulture, cooking, and stealing things. For fun and profit. ] But when you've been doing them for a while, one becomes...very good at them.

And efficiency is the killer for immortals like me.