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[inmyothertights]

[Here is Billy Kaplan. Look at how cranky and displeased he looks.]

So, Pan.

Sabriel and I met up and he was arrested today.

Just.

It's fine, okay?

He's arrested, it's fine.

It's fine.

Right.

Thanks.

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[quaerit]

If that's true, why aren't you celebrating?

[ aka: what happened, Billy. Please provide context, thank you. ]

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[inmyothertights]

Hey.

It's not so much I'm not celebrating as much as I'm exhausted.

[Also he feels guilty.]

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[rathercommon]

He's arrested. Like - you arrested him?

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[inmyothertights]

Well, we. Yeah. An arrest happened.

Are my hermit crabs okay?

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[bindsthedead]

[Here's Sabriel, looking just as exasperated. She's speaking less to Billy and more to anyone who might be watching.]

He's in RISE custody, with his powers nullified. We'll be aiming for the maximum possible sentence.

And yes, I know it's ridiculously short. It still lasts longer than killing him would.

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[inmyothertights]

Right, that, too.

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[brushoff]

Shall I bring over the vodka?

[ because looks like Billy needs a drink. ]

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[inmyothertights]

Probably not the best idea.

[incogneto]

You don't sound fine.

[inmyothertights]

Hello, Grandfather.

I'm just tired, really.

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[iamtetsuo]

Arrested isn't good enough.

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[bindsthedead]

He would have come right back. I told you this already.

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[inmyothertights]

Well arrested is what we did.

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[rassera]

What?! Just like that???

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[inmyothertights]

Well I've been looking for him for a week and I haven't slept in all that time and also I cast a spell that make me question my magical ethics, but sure.

Just like that.

[resipiscent]

Good. How'd you find him?

[inmyothertights]

A two-pronged tracking spell. And a self-evolving magical algorithm. Also a duck was involved.

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[boobwindow]

Good.

Glad to hear it. RISE now has him?

[ She's still not quite fond of the group, but Pan has been dealt with. That's enough for her. ]

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[inmyothertights]

Yeah, Sabriel did the taking in part. She's pretty good at that kind of thing. And probably a lot more. I'm just the magical muscle.

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[thegriffinofdeath]

Hmm.

Congratulations? But what will you do with him now?

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[inmyothertights]

We turned him over to RISE.

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[whathawksdo]

Please tell me you at least roughed him up a bit first.

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[inmyothertights]

Well, magically. Roughed. A little.

It's fine. No human rights were violated in the capture of Pan. Probably.

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[112ounces]

[ This is probably the best news Carl has heard in a long a while. Although if Crane is any indication, Pan will be out during the summer holidays.

But if that trip in Pan's jungle is any indication, Carl knows a fight to subdue Pan had to be exhausting. ]

How the two of you holding up?

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[inmyothertights]

I really need a nap, but otherwise, just peachy.

[beneathbluerafters]

How long is he going to be arrested? Are you certain he'll stay that way?

[bindsthedead]

Power nullifiers and a warded cell will be enough to hold him.

We'll enforce the maximum possible penalty, even if it's not enough.

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[tactile_telekinesis]

[He's not for killing. Not completely anyway, even if he did deserve it for what he did. But being arrested...because that's doing a lot for Crane.]

For how long?

[Pause.]

Sorry. Thanks. It couldn't have been easy finding him.

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[inmyothertights]

I don't know. I don't make those decisions.

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[enucleation]

The more you repeat it, less "fine" it sounds.

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[inmyothertights]

Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.

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[pushtheboundaries]

He's contained?

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[inmyothertights]

Well, as contained as he's going to get. My spell will last until they can get the power suppressor working.

[voice] plz let me kno if this is acceptable

[moneyballer]

[Yelled as loudly and frattily as one can possibly imagine:]

Yooooooo!

[And then, followed by a chuckle:]

Tell your friend not to drop the soap, dude.

[voice] asher bless you

[inmyothertights]

Oh my god.

Asher.

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[insatiableinappetite]

Let me be the first to give you sincere congratulations.

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[inmyothertights]

[A pause, really, oh-]

Well.

Thank you.