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lucke ([personal profile] lucke) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-05-18 05:56 pm

Video

OK LISTEN UP!

[The video snaps to life showing an awkwardly angled and bumpy shot of Cu Chulainn's blood splattered face before a night's sky. After a moment it's clear he's holding up his communicator and moving. Very quickly.]

I don't know what's going on but you all need to watch yourselves!

[His head jerks to the side and he stops, staring for a moment off the screen with narrowed eyes. After a moment he continues moving but it's clear something's got him on edge.]

I knew it was too good to be true. A bright shiny new world and just for a moment, you'd think it'd nice to enjoy a bit of peace and quiet after the damned apocalypse!

[After a moment he slows, glances about and then stops. Seemingly satisfied he regards the camera with his full attention.]

It doesn't matter. But what does is that they're coming. Monster, kids. A whole bunch o'them. If you're hearing this get indoors. And should ya you come face to face with one of the buggers, or you're like me and looking for a fight, [A quick smirk makes a cameo.] keep your guard UP!

A few quick points for the types of creatures I've seen so far, for any of you budding slayers out there, reluctant or otherwise.

[He hold the camera out far enough to give a clear shot of his armored torso as he holds up his free hand.. Several of the plates bear slash marks and his blue tunic has been stained an odd shade of maroon. He begins counting off on his fingers.]

The undead: Often slow, stupid and weak as a normal human. But in number they can overwhelm. Keep moving, a light jog should do, and destroy their head of they'll keep coming.

Vampires: A higher, smarter form of undead. You all probably know these well, but you should keep in mind they aren't going to sparkle to give themselves away. They're crafty and quick and look human for the most part. Another one you gotta get the head, but if you can hit them in the heart it'll disable them. For a short time.

And finally werewolves, the worst of the bunch. Perfect killing machines. Fast, strong, cunning and they can smell ya from a mile away. If you come across one of these you've got only three options: First, overwhelming force is the only way to be sure to kill them. They regenerate any wounds unless, Second: You've got something silver and you know how to use it. Only thing besides fire that stops them from healing. Or, you run. Run fast and hope someone-

[WHAM! Out of nowhere a gray blur races across shot, slamming Cu in the side knocking the camera out of his hands. The scene rattles and rolls for a moment before coming to a stop on the brick wall of the side of an old fashion building. For a moment the audio is a bizarre cacophony of cursing and snarls, not all of which are inhuman. After what sounds like an intense thirty seconds a sharp yelp punctuates the audio before everything comes to a disturbing quiet.

Another brief pause before Cu comes crawling back into the shot, sporting a pair of fresh and bloodied gashes from his jaw to adams-apple and a glowing crimson spear clutched in his guantleted fist. But looking no less spirited.
]

Ngh... Fucking Werewolves...

voice;

[personal profile] reptiledysfunction 2014-05-19 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Good Lord, are you okay?!

[personal profile] reptiledysfunction 2014-05-19 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[just ignoring the 'smell' comment for now...]

Is there anyone there who's a medic or a healer? It's best that you get those wounds treated as soon as possible.

[personal profile] reptiledysfunction 2014-05-20 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. So you can heal. That's...helpful, I suppose. [But he's still worried.]

I guess it never rains, only pours when it comes to things like this.

[personal profile] reptiledysfunction 2014-05-21 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[was that supposed to make him less worried, IT'S MAKING HIM MORE WORRIED NOW.]

Please tell me there's a doctor up there. I know you said you don't need one, but what about the others?

[personal profile] reptiledysfunction 2014-05-22 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Do you know how worried Connors looks, he looks very worried.]

I...see. Well, best of luck, I suppose.
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voice actually; wild tiger comm

[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2014-05-19 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[...Zombies, vampires, and werewolves. Really. Are you fucking kidding him, life. How is this happening. Why is this happening.]

Where?
Edited 2014-05-19 03:03 (UTC)
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[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2014-05-19 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Where's 'all over the place'? Do you have a range of some kind?
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[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2014-05-23 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Are there people around there? Where you are?

[Because Kotetsu's priorities are and always will be the safety of the people.]
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[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2014-05-30 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
Where're people in trouble? I'm gonna go help.
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[personal profile] symmachy 2014-05-20 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
On your left.
symmachy: <user name=puggle> (inquire.)

[personal profile] symmachy 2014-05-23 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[of course she saw, son]

Once a student, always a student.
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[personal profile] symmachy 2014-05-31 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Dozens. Color me impressed.
bulwank: @vouloir (sixtynine)

video/

[personal profile] bulwank 2014-05-20 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Do you need assistance?! I can be there quickly!
bulwank: @gotnaked (fiftyseven)

[personal profile] bulwank 2014-05-22 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
If there is a chance I can be of assistance, it is no trouble. And if you need it, I will carry you from the battle field and lay you to a rest worthy of such a formidable soldier!
bulwank: @vouloir (one)

[personal profile] bulwank 2014-05-22 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
What? After a long battle anyone could use a lift to a comfortable bed.

[Heee'll take a look at that location there, and will be on his way quickly.]
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[personal profile] bulwank 2014-05-22 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hm? [What is this guy even talking about?? Does he not understand what he's trying to say about getting a good rest?]
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➥ AUDIO |

[personal profile] nestingdevil 2014-05-22 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like you ran into a little bit of trouble there, friend.

[Clack, clack, clack. It's pretty apparent he's also on the move.]
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[personal profile] nestingdevil 2014-05-23 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He whistles right back. Despite the guy being competition, it's not as if he's got any issues with him.]

No - not exactly willing to quit. [Greed's voice echoes. Wherever he's ended up, it sure isn't somewhere in the open.]

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[personal profile] nestingdevil 2014-05-29 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering the source, I wouldn't doubt it.

[He stops momentarily; there's water wherever he is. Rushing and trickling just on the cusp of the recording.]

[His tone turns a bit snide, but like the other on the side of the line, it's a tad playful.]
Fun, huh? Not exactly what I was hoping for. [His bones crick as he pushes his fingers to the dip of his skull.] Eh- couldn't really stay out of it even if I wanted to.