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[yourpiecenow]

As time passes and my original theory of “this place is going to be non-stop crazy bullshit” gets proven right over and over again, I’ve noticed something really, really scary: About half of you losers have absolutely no fucking clue what to do with what you’ve been given.

Super unfortunately, a lot of the half that does is fucking psychotic. That’s a problem. If they don’t kill us all on purpose, you’ll kill us all by accident. I mean, I’ve seen some of you test out your powers. It’s really sad to watch.

It kind of reminds me of my situation back home. In theory, covens are supposed to gather up all the witches Hogwarts-style and teach them how to not be idiots and blow their cover by, I don’t know, cursing their neighbor’s cow or something. That’s basically what we need here. Some sort of… [unity. cohesiveness. community.] Something.

[-- and then she sort of realizes…] I mean, of course, I can’t do anything about it. But, I’m sure some of you screaming idiots can get your shit together for five minutes and figure something out. Hopefully.

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[yourpiecenow]

Don't be. It's not any of your business.

[bulwank]

Business or not, as a fellow imPort I feel inclined. Are you always so reckless?

[yourpiecenow]

Fine, I guess I can't stop you.

[ROLLS EYES]

Yeah, I am. There's really no reason for me not to be.

[bulwank]

You can stop me, I have no control over what you do to yourself. [Doesn't know you well enough for that.]

No reason? There is for everyone, you just chose to ignore them.

[yourpiecenow]

Have you ever died?

[just throwing that out there]

[bulwank]

I have only been near it. But I am prepared to die for the right reason.

[yourpiecenow]

I'm going to guess murder isn't on that list.

[bulwank]

What list? If I am murdered defending those around me and my cause, yes, I would have still been prepared.

[yourpiecenow]

Your list of the right reasons to die.

Imagine it's not that. Imagine you're just knifed in a bar or something.

[bulwank]

I wouldn't allow something so pointless to happen- but in the case it did, if I managed to die from something so meaningless and small- it would be a waste, yes. My last regret would be dying in such a stupid way and no longer being able to assist my companions.

[yourpiecenow]

Now, imagine you come back from it. Wouldn't you try extra hard to do all the shit you want before it inevitably happens again?

[bulwank]

I think 'want' is very different for both of us.

[yourpiecenow]

Not really? You want to, like, battle against... whatever. I want to drink and fuck. It's all adrenaline and shit.

[bulwank]

[A slight hitch, still glancing away, hasn't looked at her since but her words...]

They're different. What I want to do is often the same as what I should. The same can't be said for you. But you're better off not pretending like you know what I 'like', or anyone else. It's not so simple as yours, just to 'drink and fuck'. [A small sneer.]

[yourpiecenow]

Who says it's what you should do? For all I know, you're the villain wherever you come from.

[man she likes that he listened to her for some reason. keeping that in mind.]

[bulwank]

Villain or not, as far as I'm concerned, as me and my allies are concerned, it is what I should be doing. And I often enjoy it.

[He's a really great listener.]

[yourpiecenow]

And I enjoy what I do, way more than often. [and she could be called a villain too but why split hairs] Can't you just deal with it?

[bulwank]

Deal with it?

[yourpiecenow]

Yeah, like, stop bitching about it?

[bulwank]

About you? I'm not bitching about you. If you want to destroy what you are I have no way of stopping you. I dislike it, will make mention of it, but you are not my responsibility to fix unless you get in my way.

[yourpiecenow]

You do realize that's still considered bitching, right?

I think that's actually the literal definition of bitching?

[bulwank]

I wasn't aware it really had a specific definition. But fine. I'll leave you alone. I have more important things to be doing than speaking to a girl who's existence does nothing of value.

[yourpiecenow]

Just because you don't see the value doesn't mean it's not fucking there.

Dick.

[bulwank]

If seeing you as a selfish girl with no consideration for others or even your own body, and saying so, makes me a dick, then yes. I am a dick.

[yourpiecenow]

Well, Dick, I'm sure glad we agree on something.