maskormenace | MARCH 20TH, 2016

THE MAJORITY REPORT: MARCH 20TH, 2016

VOTE BIRDIE SANDERS 2016
As seen in local news and promoted on BlueTube:
There have been reports of a wild parrot in Heropa's central park who has been conversing with passers-by. The parrot engages people on a number of topics of social relevance, including the importance of paying workers a living wage, the necessity of disarmament, and the dangers of xenophobia. It also apparently speaks with an English accent, leaving some to wonder if the animal might have been planted there by some foreign spy.

NOT RUSSIAN TO JUDGEMENT
As seen from the news blogs of major imPort-sympathetic media and news outlets:
You can visit a website, OurRussianFriends.com, which chronicles the Russian kidnapping of imports at the Russian invasion/brainwashing techniques. It includes news articles, personal accounts, interviews, video footage, which are all collected for display. Anything containing specific imPort information or stories has been edited to hide their faces as requested, and some things have been carefully edited to put imPorts in a better light. With the Russian invasion over, the website is mostly in standby mode until the next thing happens, but it's still there as a reference whenever news agencies need to make a 'point' about the invasion.

HEAVY MEDAL
As seen from all national newspapers, channels, and news/entertainment websites, along with limited coverage overseas:
A White House victory ceremony was almost derailed by self-righteous antics on March 12th, as a a few protesting imPorts chose to display disrespect to President Freemason on a day of gratitude and celebration.

Freemason had invited heroic veterans of the imPort resistance against the Soviet occupation to Washington D.C., for the purpose of awarding them Medals of Esteem on behalf of a grateful nation that owes so much to those who fought for freedom during the coup crisis in February. However, while most attending imPorts conducted themselves with the dignity and discipline expected of heroes in wartime, a few chose to hijack this official occasion to advance their own unpatriotic political agenda. These malcontents included:

Heiji Hattori- the first to protest, who bowed as he declined the award and told President Freemason that he fought for people, not for glory or a country, and that America should be better than its enemies
Jacob Taylor- who declined the award and stated he couldn't accept it in good conscience from a government that killed thousands of civilians in Debrecen
Princess L'Arachel- who accepted the award, but could be seen attempting to lecture the President of the United States on ethics before being ushered away by White House staff
Revan- imPort Ambassador to Maurtia Falls, declined the award while still bearing visible signs of injury from leading the Defense of Helix Station. Revan could be seen whispering an apology to the President before being led away
Kitty Jones- who was noticeably absent from the ceremony without proper explanation, despite her heroic activities for the resistance
Skye- who was also absent without explanation

Fortunately, President Freemason valiantly maintained her poise and composure in the face of this shocking display, and most imPort attendees were well-behaved and showed proper respect to the President and to their hosts in this world: the United States of America. Major-General Olivier Armstrong, D'Artagnan, Francis Urquhart, Kanaya Maryam, Carl Grimes, and Sabriel all accepted their awards without incident, while Charles Xavier respectfully conveyed his regrets at being unable to attend due to exhaustion and health issues. Magicman courteously declined his medal on the grounds that he hadn't done enough to deserve it, while praising the President's recognition of AI rights- such a humble hero!

Sabriel and Armstrong in particular could be spotted conferring closely with government authority figures at the event, as befits loyal heroes. Francis Urquhart, imPort Ambassador to Nonah, accepted the award in good form despite having previously made statements of discontent in the media regarding the Debrecen airstrikes. Meanwhile, the memetic world is having a field day with the expression on Carl Grimes' face as he beheld the displays of disrespect by the protestors. GIFs and captions of his unimpressed reaction are spreading across the Internet.

Approached after the ceremony for comment on the protest, Kanaya Maryam only rolled her eyes.

WHAT A ST. CRAPRICKS DAY
As seen reported national and local newspapers, and run riot in social media platforms:
Bad luck beset the St. Patrick's Day Parade as disasters seemed to abound at an alarming rate. Onlookers reported sightings of green monsters spreading gold, though neither gold nor creature appeared to remain afterward. Among the confusion, imPort Julian Day took responsibility for the chaos and stole the prize parade float. While this costumed criminal was soon apprehended, there was no saving the parade.

SHOT IN THE ART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
As noted in art and lifestyle magazines and websites, and promoted on LulzFeed:
Heropa Trade School's lead mechanics expert, Professor Li, was given the final project of imPorts Jaime Reyes and Will Graham. The two local heroes had no idea what they were handing her was actually art. Fortunately, Professor Li has an eye for the artistic as well as the mechanical, and now the students' project is being inspected and passed around far more elite circles than any garage. The piece is described as "a tired car, nearly a clunker, transformed into something far better than a working vehicle...it has become more than that...a true statement, a true artistic force...the wake up call America needed...a look into the depths of imPort suffering..."
Only three pictures of the artwork (called "CAR OF SORROWS") have been revealed to the public so far. One is of the hood of the car, with the word "SORRY" spray painted across it. "It's so simple, yet so profound," says one curator at a Nonah art gallery.

"Are they sorry for the troubles caused by them being here? Are they sorry for being here in the first place? Something else? It could be a multitude of things, but it's very clear some of our imPorts carry the burden of guilt."

The second picture shows under the hood. The insides have been replaced with a cardboard box filled with coffee cups and cans of bug spray. "Incredible," commented another curator at a Nonah art gallery. "So often, in order to keep our bodies awake and push through the day, we purposefully consume that which is not good for us. A clearer message could not be present. We have to take care of ourselves better."

The third picture shows the front two air bags. One has been painted with a smiling face while its companion wears a frown. "It's remarkable," commented a curator at the third Nonah art gallery. "Simple faces on cloth speak so loudly. ImPorts are expected to smile for the public, but are they really smiling? Really really smiling? They smile to keep from crying rather than let us see them as human. Well, I'm not ashamed to admit I cried the first time I saw this work of art. It's been in my dreams ever since..."

Neither imPort has been very talkative on the work's true meaning. Some critics remain. Infamous graffiti artist, political activist and film director of unverified identity Cranksy commented that "This is not art...this is expression, but it isn't art...shame the capitalists will consider it art anyway..."

Cranksy reminded the reporter, and thus the world at large that, as a successful artist, he knew what he was talking about.

IT'S A RUNNING THEME
As discussed on Bwitter:
The last imPort Swearing-In had made quite an impact -- at least, over the Bwitterverse it did. When Heropeans who had caught word about an imPort carnival, it seeped into their imaginations. Citizens were speculating on the details over Bwitter, with the hashtag #imPortThemePark, and mega animation company/land owner Pixels took notice. A spokesperson for Pixels discussed the possibility for an imPort-themed theme park, lining out the logistics. "We're being realistic about it," she said in a brief news conference. "We know we need to get the likeness licensing rights from every individual imPort we would need first. But there is a consumer hunger for the imPort experience, and we are best equipped to deliver."

Pixels is said to be in talks with pastry and entertainment food company Creamworks for a partnered endeavor regarding this unnamed imPort theme park.

NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS...?
As seen in all major newspapers and all major networks with international correspondents:
Very little news to report. Hmm, that's odd, isn't it?

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from CAPITALISTIC GREEN to SPRING GREEN, to denote the official peaceful coming of Spring! Happy Spring! Please no one tell Calendar Man "Happy Spring", in case he gets any ideas.

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Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Me? Ah. It depends on the type of leadership to which you are referring. If we talk about being a king, then no. But I was Master of Coin, a position that dealt less with people and more with the finances the city had at their disposal. I have also run businesses, which is a type of leadership.

[ A thoughtful pause. ]

But I have mainly served to council those in true positions of leadership. It has granted me a better understanding of the hardships a leader must face.

So then you understand.

[ She nods, satisfied. ]

Miserable business, being in charge.

It is. There is no doubt about that. However, someone must do it. And it would be vastly preferable to have someone who would be good at it to someone who would not.

[ Time to stir the political pot here. ]

Do you believe our ambassadors are doing their jobs in a satisfactory manner?

[ Cheerfully enough, she answers: ]

Doing a bloody sight better than I'd be able to do. Are you unsatisfied? You ought to run.

[ Petyr laughs -- lighthearted and easy-going. ]

Ah. Is that a possibility? Do our ambassadors have 'terms' like other government positions? Or do they hold office until they either get ported out or abandon it? It seemed to be the latter from what I've looked into.

I think it is.

[ She's not actually sure, truth be told...She didn't care so much for the ambassadorial elections while they were happening, apart from wanting Raina to win from personal loyalty. ]

I imagine there are procedures for recalling an ambassador, right?

If this truly is a democracy, then I believe there should be. It is something I will look into as I believe it is important for imPorts to know, should the need ever arise.

Oh, I agree. Very much so. Good governance is the cornerstone of a good nation.

Do you like democracy, then, Mr. Baelish? For all that it's not a native system for you.

There are parts that I like. The common man has a bit more of a say in what happens rather than allowing those in power to be dictated by bloodlines or spilling blood. But I believe for as much as they claim equality, the class system still exists and still dictates much of what happens within the government. They may not go by the title of lord any longer, but it is the wealthy who have far more control than the poor or middle class.

[ With real interest: ]

So you think that people have the right to self-determination, then? Complete self-determination? That power should be distributed completely equally?

Yes and no. [ Mostly no. ]

Ideally this would be the best way to live. And it would work for a large number of people. But there are others who do need some form of a leader. As much as I loathe to say it but I'm sure you know what I mean -- some people are simply followers. They feel better with someone else there to guide them and would prefer to not have any power themselves.

[ She hums in acknowledgment, though - ]

Though who's to say that they're not like that because they were taught to be followers? I know that where I'm from, there are repercussions for trying to seize power. So people teach themselves not to have ambition.

Ambition can be suppressed, but it can never be destroyed. For those who have it, it will always lie deep within their hearts -- dormant and waiting to be awakened at a moment's notice.

I've come to realize there are those who truly do 'live to serve.' Men and women who would rather stand behind a king or queen than at their side as equals.

Hm. So - are you one? Would you prefer only to serve as someone like an ambassador? Or is it a stepping stone to something more?

Edited 2016-04-13 15:54 (UTC)

I serve change and forward motion. I can take on the title of leader or ambassador. I have led to a degree and been something of an ambassador to the various kings during my lifetime. If that is what would produce the best possible outcome for the majority, it is a role I would step into gladly. But I also do not mind serving a far more capable leader.

What I believe is most important at the moment is having capable and forward thinking imPort in such a position. I have yet to meet our ambassadors, but I do hope they meet this criteria. Otherwise, it may very well be time for that change I so greatly serve.

Well, if you do decide to try something new, I'm excited to find out what form that something-new takes. I'm always very deeply interested in change, and in those who bring it.

MARCH 20TH, 2016

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