maskormenace | ᴀɴᴏɴʏᴍᴏᴜs ᴛᴇxᴛ

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So. Anyone know of a therapist who isn't a psychopath?

[Hey, it's a legitimate concern here.]

Not here. He's a weird alternate universe version that's a spider turned into a pig but still with spider powers.

You know, I really want to be surprised by that. I really do.

I don't like to think about it.

Avoidance is the best policy.

Pretty sure that's the opposite of what a therapist would say, but I'm okay with it.

Good thing I'm not that kind of doctor, then.

What kind of doctor are you, then?

[Hopefully a non-evil one.]

Surgeon.

[He couldn't be evil if he tried.]

Oh, the cutty doctor. You don't try to slice up superheroes and sell off bits of them, right?

No. Only the bad guys.

I probably shouldn't condone that as a superhero, but you know what. That's fine. You do what you need to do.

No worries, I was just kidding. I'm a complete pacifist. "Do no harm", and all that. I live by it.

Wish I could say the same, honestly.