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[puppydoctor]

So. Anyone know of a therapist who isn't a psychopath?

[Hey, it's a legitimate concern here.]

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[morethan084]

Not one that lives in this universe.

[puppydoctor]

Wow thanks.
I really appreciate the help.

[mathemagier]

Well it's good to know that others are wondering along similar lines.

[puppydoctor]

I can't imagine living here and not needing one.

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[slightlyoffchilt]

Yes. Actually.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Only by technicality. You and your buddy Crane are still creepy as fuck.

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[textualhealing]

Not from the imPort selection. You'll have to go native to avoid the psychopaths.

[puppydoctor]

That's what I'm starting to hear. But it's fine, I spend most of my time around locals already.

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[lunaraneae]

I wouldn't mind finding one myself. One that specialises in superheroes, even.

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[puppydoctor]

Yeah, that's something you never think about in the comics. Having freaky powers and saving the world has to take a toll.

Not that I'd know. I'm still just a regular guy. Or I'm trying to be.

[wizzardly]

Is that generally an issue?

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[puppydoctor]

It sure is here, much as we all hate to admit.

[inmyothertights]

Sure. Chilton's actually pretty okay.

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[puppydoctor]

I'm kind of hearing some conflicting viewpoints on that one. What's his deal?

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[restingstitchface]

Well, as neither the DSM nor ICD has ever included a disorder officially titled as psychopathy, I'm certain you're perfectly safe speaking to Doctor Chilton.

[puppydoctor]

Something doesn't have to be in a book to be real and relevant.

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[fridgeflower]

Who have you filtered out already?

[puppydoctor]

Not quite sure yet, but I'm thinking of just avoiding imPorts altogether. Too risky.

[earnedmystripes]

gonna echo the dont go with chilton or crane thing
especially crane
cause, yknow, fear gassed a swear in
but chiltons a creep

[puppydoctor]

Yeah I generally don't like to share my deepest secrets with domestic terrorists. But I think I already got on Chilton's bad side too, so that's a nonissue.

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[112ounces]

chilton's okay but he's not for everyone. He helped me with the fear gas.

[ Although Carl's been having his suspicions, but nothing really concrete. ]

[puppydoctor]

Yeah, I'm starting to see that's the general consensus on him. But at least he's not a domestic terrorist.

[itistolaugh]

no we're all the worst

[puppydoctor]

Well, that's comforting to know. At least I was right about something.

[fourscores]

They let psychopaths be therapists here? This is certainly an interesting world.

[puppydoctor]

Well, it's not a clinical diagnosis. Just an unofficial spectrum personality disorder.

name reads "Greg Vorthys"

[vorbarra]

She's not technically a therapist, but my foster-mother is here and she's served in that role before. She's a wonderful confidante.

[puppydoctor]

Yeah? And she hasn't fear-gassed anyone?

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[enucleation]

It's probably the best not to look at the imPort population for that.

[puppydoctor]

Starting to get that impression. I guess I should go native after all.

[acclimatized]

I think your safest option is a native therapist. You know, unless they turn out to be mental as well.

[puppydoctor]

Hey, mankind's got all sorts. My world's produced plenty of people as messed up as Crane, if not worse, and it didn't have any of this superpower stuff.

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[hoboagogo]

like everyone said, don't go with any imPorts
they had me counseling teenagers when i first showed up and i'd dropped out of highschool back home
it wasn't a bad gig but still, they don't really look for qualifications sometimes

if youre registered, you could try asking on one of the bases
but that depends on how cozy with the government you wanna get
i figure they'd have some decent ones with the military though

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[puppydoctor]

Oh wow. They stuck me with a pretty crappy job right off the bat, but I always thought they at least looked at qualifications.

And I'm kind of steering clear of the government right now, so that might not work.

[aggressiveapathy]

that's an urban legend

[puppydoctor]

What is, therapists or psychopaths?

[herstarlight]

I would hope none of them deserve such a moniker.

[puppydoctor]

You must not have been here for the whole fear gas thing, then.

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[5055034455]

Not to join the choir, but I can't think of one.

I do, however, know a bartender who makes the world's greatest Long Island iced tea.

[puppydoctor]

That sounds almost as helpful. But I'm more of a whiskey guy myself.