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Blend #3 - Video
I am a lawyer. My life's work is to steep myself in the darkness of humanity. But human beings as a whole are fascinated by the dark.
[Then the video feed clicks on, showing Godot sitting at his desk. The lighting is low, the red glow of his visor and the dim light from the shades behind him the only source, though his white mug in his hand stands out easily.
So do the six other white mugs on his table.]
The unknown, the mysterious, the unfathomed and the feared. It surrounds us. It intimidates us. We watch in horror as it takes our fellow men. We cower and dread the day it will swallow us whole.
And yet, we cannot help but stare back into it. Despite the bitter pain it brings us, we return time and again, and we wonder how far it goes and where.
[This could very well be in reference to a certain dark figure who was arrested a few days ago. And it seems it may be, right up until he adds, with a smirk:]
Maybe that is why we drink the darkness that is coffee.
[He punctuates that sentence with a deep gulp from his mug, finishing it off.]
I am merely a humble enthusiast of bitter black magic. However, I have toiled at the altar of her darkest roasts for many years. It's occurred to me that I should capitalize on such toil.
Therefore, as a side business, I've decided I will provide limited batches of my Godot blends to interested parties for a nominal fee. Pricier than the swill you'll get at the corner store, but I dare say one of the finest cups you'll ever sip, provided you make it correctly.
[He shoots a brief glance at the camera. You are going to make his coffee correctly, if you partake.]
If you're interested, and if you think you can handle the pitch black perfection of my work, feel free to get in touch.
In the meantime... [He reaches for another cup of coffee, as well as for a stack of papers off to the side on his desk.] I am embroiled in the darkness of ink and paper.
[Yes, he absolutely must make a big production about absolutely everything.]
[Then the video feed clicks on, showing Godot sitting at his desk. The lighting is low, the red glow of his visor and the dim light from the shades behind him the only source, though his white mug in his hand stands out easily.
So do the six other white mugs on his table.]
The unknown, the mysterious, the unfathomed and the feared. It surrounds us. It intimidates us. We watch in horror as it takes our fellow men. We cower and dread the day it will swallow us whole.
And yet, we cannot help but stare back into it. Despite the bitter pain it brings us, we return time and again, and we wonder how far it goes and where.
[This could very well be in reference to a certain dark figure who was arrested a few days ago. And it seems it may be, right up until he adds, with a smirk:]
Maybe that is why we drink the darkness that is coffee.
[He punctuates that sentence with a deep gulp from his mug, finishing it off.]
I am merely a humble enthusiast of bitter black magic. However, I have toiled at the altar of her darkest roasts for many years. It's occurred to me that I should capitalize on such toil.
Therefore, as a side business, I've decided I will provide limited batches of my Godot blends to interested parties for a nominal fee. Pricier than the swill you'll get at the corner store, but I dare say one of the finest cups you'll ever sip, provided you make it correctly.
[He shoots a brief glance at the camera. You are going to make his coffee correctly, if you partake.]
If you're interested, and if you think you can handle the pitch black perfection of my work, feel free to get in touch.
In the meantime... [He reaches for another cup of coffee, as well as for a stack of papers off to the side on his desk.] I am embroiled in the darkness of ink and paper.
[Yes, he absolutely must make a big production about absolutely everything.]
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I have 106 different blends. Nearly done with #107.
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... One hundred and six. Wow. Uh, I take it lawyering doesn't take up that much of your time.
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Ha...! Well now, I've developed that many over quite a few years. I don't have them all exactly on hand, but I can reproduce whichever ones I need to from memory.
It's a hobby.
[Like they always say, one man's hobby is another man's extremely troubling obsession.]
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So let's say you've got a prospective client who's got very particular tastes, specifically dark, highly caffeinated, and preferably not burned. What would you recommend?
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That narrows it down to about 30 different blends of mine. What time of the day do you drink your coffee?
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[Good answer, padawan.]
Fire, wood, wind or water?
[... what?]
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[Never let it be said that Spider-Man can't take a cue.]
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I think you would enjoy Godot #19, a French-roasted dark blend. Smoky and complex with a touch of acidity to mellow it out, a lovely oily body and possibly the ability to make the spoon stand up.
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