Jaime Reyes / Blue Beetle (
khajidont) wrote in
maskormenace2016-04-08 05:47 pm
Entry tags:
- fuu hououji | zephyr,
- jaime reyes | blue beetle,
- laurie collins | wallflower,
- n/a | the midnighter,
- tim drake | robin,
- † dick grayson | nightwing,
- † gogo tomago | n/a,
- † junpei iori | jun★p,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † ken amada | n/a,
- † ken kaneki | one eyed king,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † manolo sanchez | n/a,
- † maria thorpe | n/a,
- † megan gwynn | pixie,
- † paprika | n/a,
- † shinjiro aragaki | n/a,
- † ted kord | blue beetle ii,
- † wally west | kid flash,
- † will graham | wolf trap
text ; forward dated to about 3 AM (aka it's shitposting time)
[Good old Jaime Reyes has been here for over a year and a half now, and what has he not done yet? That's right; an accidental post.
This one takes the form of a series of texts, each chunk of text being published as a new post as he blearily smashes at his phone's keyboard... complete with auto-correct and typos.]
Hey
Hey Wally wake up you wouldn't believe the dream I had
Okay so EVERYONE had a beard you had this giant ginger monstrosity
Ken had like this giant wizard beard and dick had those things what do you call them
giant sideburn thingies
minayos was freaky right blue and Kashmir wouldn't stop twirling hers and will's was beautiful
also milagro had one that touched the ground for some reason
if you know juicy nasty [yes, that's jyushimatsu] he was there too because I think he's haunting me
anyway EVERYONE was acting like it was totally normal and were like hey wheres your beard so I grew one but then all my teeth fell out which isnt fair because everyone else had their teeth AND beards
wally
wally
wally I answer literally every single one of your stupid texts
wake up or else I'm coming over there and dragging you out of bed
jk I'll ask dick to do it for me
[Expect mortified responses once his phone buzzes him awake, everyone... and if your character has CR with them, feel free to comment to find out what beautiful facial hair they would receive.]
This one takes the form of a series of texts, each chunk of text being published as a new post as he blearily smashes at his phone's keyboard... complete with auto-correct and typos.]
Hey
Hey Wally wake up you wouldn't believe the dream I had
Okay so EVERYONE had a beard you had this giant ginger monstrosity
Ken had like this giant wizard beard and dick had those things what do you call them
giant sideburn thingies
minayos was freaky right blue and Kashmir wouldn't stop twirling hers and will's was beautiful
also milagro had one that touched the ground for some reason
if you know juicy nasty [yes, that's jyushimatsu] he was there too because I think he's haunting me
anyway EVERYONE was acting like it was totally normal and were like hey wheres your beard so I grew one but then all my teeth fell out which isnt fair because everyone else had their teeth AND beards
wally
wally
wally I answer literally every single one of your stupid texts
wake up or else I'm coming over there and dragging you out of bed
jk I'll ask dick to do it for me
[Expect mortified responses once his phone buzzes him awake, everyone... and if your character has CR with them, feel free to comment to find out what beautiful facial hair they would receive.]

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"giant sideburn thingies"
are you referring to mutton chops?
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[Does he think this is Wally? Yes. Give him time.]
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Also, you accidentally sent this to everyone. I don't expect your phone to stop buzzing for a while.
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[you can't, punk]
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I mean everyone did so. Yes.
Don't worry it was very nice.
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I'm not sure about mutton chops though.
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I bet a psych would have a field day with this dream then
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We're all Wally now.
This is how the world ends.
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I've caught onto the fact that I posted this to the wrong place by now!
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if I had some kind of fu manchu combo I'm calling foul
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and i can't even imagine minato with a beard
maybe like a mustache or something
i feel like he'd style it all ridiculous too
anyway when you grew one was it worth a damn or was it still your usual 5 chinhairs
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You say that like your beard was impressive for movember
[HE SAW YOUR PATCHY ASS BEARD, SHINI]
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text; from Tim Drake-Wayne
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I wonder if I had a wizard beard because you're convinced I'm like 60 years old
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Aren't beards normal? Perhaps not so many of them, but from what I gather they were apparently required in the 1800s.
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[ She knows, Jaime, if only because her communicator has autocorrected her own name to Kashmir too. ]
And honestly, you should make a habit out of telling the entire network what you dreamt about, Jaime. We could all weigh in on the deeper meaning of it all.
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I'm pretty sure dreams don't actually have deeper meanings like 90 percent of the time too. They're just dreams
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beetle-senpaiidol to see it, too, huh? ]Picturing Wally West with a giant beard might feature in my nightmares now.
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I'm pretty sure that the mutton chops were worse
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I'm second guessing waking Wally up though he really doesn't need to see this
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[2/8] BTW, totally had dreams like that. NICE.
[3/8] I mean not NICE. Beards are still weird.
[4/8] like really weird.
[5/7] Wait.
[6/7] I HAVE A BEARD.
[7/8] FORGET I SAID THAT.
[8/8] Also never let autocorrect stay on when you write Minato I've gotten mayo so many times man and dude I'm not gonna talk to mayo it's gross.
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[THAT'S PUTTING IT A LITTLE STRONGLY, KIDDO]
And number two
Embrace the beard cuz you're the only one out of your entire group to have it. It's a sign of your maturity
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this is a thing. you made very public.
couldve been a worse dream.
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I usually try and share this crap with one person max
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YOU RLY DID
I JUST THOT DICK WAS BEING A FREAK AGAIN BUT NO U DID
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'm gonna kill him
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I wish I could have seen it (≧▽≦)
[But noooo she has to behave and not invade other people's dreams................. this is not going to last much longer lbr]
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1/2
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No the beards didn't have teeth. MY teeth fell out. I'm kind of glad too cuz carnivorous beards sounds like a dream I seriously do not want to have
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somehow it just seems right
you have interesting dreams my friend
except for the teeth thing
that sounds awful actually
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I thought everyone had dreams about their teeth falling out though
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