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monday's child is fair of face ([personal profile] larker) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-05-30 07:17 pm

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[The feed comes on, and there's Gabriel, looking smug and somewhat ...devious...?]

Hah! You finally got Lucifer out the way! Just as planned! Now it's time for me, the archangel Gabriel, to take over this pathetic world! Bow down, mortals, bow to your new overlord! [There's even a dramatic crash of lightning before Gabriel smirks and ruins the illusion.] Only pulling your legs. Don't worry though, I heard the other one's got bells on it.

Well that was an interesting few weeks. You all caught Lucifer good and proper. Good for you guys, good for you. And before anyone asks I have no opinion on the matter, so don't bother asking- I know at least two of you that are just about foaming at the mouth to ask crap that I'm not gonna answer. Go rinse those mouths out.

So with the earth spitting up all manner of George Romero rejects and the Devil getting his first criminal record, what else is going down? There seems to be some new faces but then you could have been here ages and I just didn't notice. [Shrugs.] Oh and I suppose the Government is now being a super shady, craptastic organization. There's a surprise, never saw that one coming.

Oh man, you guys got to see this. [Turns the video feed to some guy on the street corner. He's obviously one of the more colorful preachers, billboard announcing that "ATHIESM IS A TEMPORARY CONDITION". The feed shakes slightly as Gabriel's laughing, obviously tickled by it.] Reckon I should go scare the bejesus out of him?
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[personal profile] glassinine 2014-05-30 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Do not do anything to wind him up. He has the right to express his opinions unmolested.
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[personal profile] glassinine 2014-05-31 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Those people are fine. Believe me.
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[personal profile] glassinine 2014-06-03 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
What will I do? I will look up every possible statistic I can think of that will make you feel uncomfortable and vaguely guilty and cite them to you at any moment when you seem content.