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[violentmotion]

[The video feed opens up with an almost dizzying view of the ground below. The buildings look like toy models and the people are barely specks. Sunset draws heavy shadows, oranges, reds and blacks splash in dramatic lines across the De Chima cityscape.

Among those dramatically backlit by the setting sun, a single man stands atop of the tower, balanced almost casually against the topmost lightning rod. The wind fans his black jacket out like wings behind him.]

Listen up, De Chima!

THIS IS MINAMI IKKI! Emperor of this universe and yours! And I'm...

[The commanding presence is somewhat broken by him fishing out a printed paper.]

Running for ambassador of De Chima. But I'm not stopping there! A vote for me is ALSO a vote for Heropa, Nonah and M-Falls! That's right! Four votes in one! A single lord and god to rule them all. With me we're doing parties WITH alcohol and hot babes, none of this Russian bullshit and of course, fucking awesome tricks.

I'VE ALSO BEEN INFORMED THAT WITH SOME CASH I CAN DO SOME SKYWRITING AND TAG SOME BILLBOARDS SO BRING IT RICH DUDES. You know you wanna see what I can do.

[And at that, the pre-recorded message cuts and Ikki awaits his accolades.]

Comments

[Video]

[monge]

That was very kind of you to make a message for your god friend, zura.

[Guess who still doesn't believe Ikki is Ikki.]

[violentmotion]

[CLEARLY THIS LITTLE THING IS FAR MORE INTELLIGENT THAN IT SEEMS AND IS CLEARLY AND DELIBERATELY PROVOKING IKKI.]

OI! Do I look like someone making messages for some lowly other creature!

video; private

[brushoff]

[ Look, Dorian just hastily swaps this to private because if people see that he's being a good person and offering advice (even if it 95% just for shits and giggles) it'll ruin his rep ]

Heropa doesn't even have an ambassador!

video; private

[violentmotion]

[Ikki leaps down a couple of levels. The camera stays steady but the background behind him might go sickeningly fast.]

YET. I thought that was pretty clever.

Video

[learntofly]

Are you even going to pretend to take this seriously?!

[violentmotion]

This is COMPLETELY serious, I took a good ten minutes finding this spot.

video;

[rassera]

They let pigeons run for Ambassador now?


[PRObirdsrights finally made some traction!]

[violentmotion]

Jealous you didn't think of it first? Ah.. what's that? I hear a delicate maiden's heart breaking.

[video]

[iamtetsuo]

Figures the the worst damn city in this stupid country would get someone like you running for it.

[violentmotion]

Wait. What's bad about it?

video;

[hardcorduroy]

(with all the unimpressed and uncaring tone she can muster.) If you're already emperor of the universe, why are you running for ambassador.

[violentmotion]

I thought it was an automatic in too. But apparently there's some paperwork and shit.

video

[dicktate]

Aa, you're handsome. How much do you want?

[violentmotion]

[AFTER WHAT FELT LIKE A LIFETIME OF SANO.. somehow, Ikki just takes great wealth and overt homosexual overtures as things that happen in close proximity to each other.]

SWEET. Couple thousand? I bet that'd cover it.

Re: video

[burnmetwice]

Who the fuck are you?

video

[burnmetwice]

8/10, couldn't you memorize your lines at least?!

[violentmotion]

Look. There's science behind this shit. I'm too perfect so a flaw had to be displayed to properly appreciate me.

Voice

[viced]

I'm trying to not get too involved, but...

That's not how voting works.

[violentmotion]

Not how it USED to work!

video;

[suldreen]

...are we having elections?

[ She just got here, sorry. ]

[violentmotion]

[Ikki dramatically points at the video screen.]

There are! And your vote is important!

Video;

[dualismum]

Is it even possible to run for all the places?

[violentmotion]

It will be when I'm through with it! These cities wont even know what happened after the grea-!!

Oh hey. Don't I owe you money?

[text]

[thelimitdoesnotexist]

I didn't think dechima needed an ambassador.

what makes you qualified?

[violentmotion]

Because there's a top of this world and I'm aiming for it! I'll take you all with me. I'll beat anything in my way!

text; network id: dr. h. gottlieb

[mathemagier]

Now I knew this country's standards were low, but this is ridiculous.

Video

[violentmotion]

[Ikki picks up his communicator. His face fills the screen as he squints at the text displaying there.]

OI OI! Who made you doctor of politics? Even if they did, I'm already the king!