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[aglonby]

[ the feed comes on to show a boy with very tall hair and a much shorter girl with scratches on her face over her eye, one looking rather cheerful and the other less so. ]

Hi hi hi everyone, I have an important question. [ he holds up a finger, tilts his head as if a thought had just occurred to him. he's so preoccupied he was going to launch himself into his spiel without even introducing himself. ] I'm being rude. I am Henry Cheng, and we were wondering —

[ the not so tall and in fact very short girl interrupts. ] We're looking for someone we know! [ she pulls a little face, looking over at Mr. Henry Cheng. ] A few people, actually. [ okay, maybe that was a little rude. she murmurs something unintelligible and takes a step back. please, proceed. ]

And that was my lovely friend Blue. [ he gestures with a flourish toward her, shoots her a wink, absolutely unbothered by the interruption or her outburst. ] As she said, we are looking for someone. Multiple someones. I'm sure this place has a list of sorts, yes? A quick way to CTRL-F a friend's name and find out their status?

[ he looks a bit more serious, then, like underneath the cheerfulness he's exhausted. his next words are very earnest. ]

We would appreciate any info. Thank you.

[ in the background, Blue begins tromping away, shedding dead leaves for some reason, and can be vaguely heard to say 'maybe we should've mentioned Gansey by name' before the video ends. ]

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[brushoff]

Certainly not in the worst way. [ There's a pause as Dorian just shakes his head. ] You're in the running for best of the Aglionby boys, by the way—though, I suppose I need a better name for you lot.

[oceiteres]

You rank us? [ Arching one brow. The brow of judgment. The brow of 10% curiosity. Nay, 5%. ] We're all from Henrietta. I'm sure you could come up with something creative with that.

[brushoff]

I rank everybody. [ Telling the obvious. ] Do you wish to hear said rankings?

[oceiteres]

[ Her eyes are really going to get tired. ] Right, of course. You basically said as much earlier. You're going to tell me either way, aren't you?

[brushoff]

Of course I am.

[ and then, Dorian swaps the feed to private because hey, might be a good idea ]
This is a combination of those I like and those I find the most interesting. Top to bottom: Gansey, Ronan, Matthew, Noah, Parrish. Cheng isn't listed simply because he's too new. You used to be somewhere near the bottom but as it is right now, I imagine you're edging out Matthew for the third spot.

[ he is just 100% telling her this to be a massive, massive shithead ]

[oceiteres]

[ Ugh, she could scream. But she's still talking to him! Is this trainwreck syndrome? What is this?

Is she a bad person too? (Yeah, she's already decided Dorian is not a nice person.) That's it.

She's a bad person and needs to just accept that right now. Apparently [insert events of The Raven King here] made her into a person that someone like Dorian doesn't hate. ]

What'd I do to rank that low?

[brushoff]

It's less of ranking that low and more of the fact that I haven't talked to you as much as the others. Of course, I've only talked to Ronan a few times but his interesting nature makes up for his horrendous personality.

[oceiteres]

[ Is that... good... ugh. ]

I should tell him you said that.

[brushoff]

What, the fact that I think his personality's horrendous? Doesn't everybody?

[ have you MET Ronan, Blue??? ]

[oceiteres]

No, the part where you said he was interesting. [ Look of unassuming innocence goes here. ]

[brushoff]

Well, you do know about his abilities—he created that bird thing after all. Wouldn't you call those interesting?

[ it doesn't hit Dorian's mind that 'oh yeah, Ronan created the bird thing in game, Blue's not gonna know about it' ]

[oceiteres]

[ Blue looks skeptical for a second. ] What bird thing?

[ Chainsaw? Chainsaw is not a "bird thing." She's... a bird. Bird thing. Hmmm. Addressing the comment about his abilities is right out, because of about a hundred reasons. ]

[brushoff]

[ A paaaaaaaause ] Oh shit, you don't know about the bird thing. The big bird thing, the thing that started out a tad murdery and now apparently lives in the woods or something.

[oceiteres]

[ Uh. ] "A tad murdery." [ Question marks????? ]

[brushoff]

We thought it killed Ronan. [ just throwing that out there, nbd. ]

[oceiteres]

[ This day gets better and better. By which we mean, ugh. ] What.

[brushoff]

Terribly sorry that I'm the bearer of bad news here, [ said with a weak little smile ]

[oceiteres]

[ That seems fake, but okay. ] Obviously he's okay now.

[brushoff]

Obviously. This happened...mmm, a few months ago.

[oceiteres]

Great. [ Just great. ] Is that what you call inconvenient? People nearly getting killed?

[brushoff]

What? Of course not. Someone almost dying is horrible, obviously. [ especially because if Ronan died, how would Dorian figure out what his deal is? ]

[oceiteres]

Does it happen often? [ Dorian, there's a good chance you will never know. ]

[brushoff]

In this place? It happens more often than you'd want.

[oceiteres]

Even one time would be too much for me. [ She needs to go and turn into a human-shaped solar panel now. ]

[brushoff]

I'm afraid you'll have to get used to this then. [ said with a little shrug. Sorry Blue. ]