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[redhairring]

[ The video clicks on to Freddie, frowning at the camera, still dressed for winter, black beanie hat perched on her head. Frown on her face, she gives the camera a small nod, trying not to show just how freaked out she is.

Because spoilers: Freddie's pretty freaked out. ]

I've just got two questions. [ for now, at least. ] One, what's this nonsense about super powers? And two... [ now her expression changes to something that's purely 'I can't believe this shit.' ] who knows anything about dogs?

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[redhairring]

For "Dog Fancy," if you can believe that.

[ Don't worry Kristoff. Freddie thinks it's equally stupid. ]

[malodorous]

Well, what's so fancy about them?

[redhairring]

Your guess is as good as mine.

[malodorous]

Well. Like I said, I don't actually know a lot about dogs, but I can ask dogs about dogs, and I kinda have a dog, so... If you think of any questions, I can ask him.

[redhairring]

Run that by me again.

[ Because it almost sounded like Kristoff said he can talk to dogs. ]

[malodorous]

If you have any questions, I can ask my dog.

Which sounds weird, but... You know. Everybody has super powers.

[redhairring]

And yours is talking to dogs.

Well, I turn things leopard-print. I can't complain.

[malodorous]

Not just dogs, but... yeah.

... Leopard-print? [ They don't have leopards in not!Norway, and somebody isn't well-traveled. Or well-educated. ]

[redhairring]

You do know what a leopard is, right?

[malodorous]

... No?

[redhairring]

It's a big spotted jungle cat with fur that looks like this.

[ Reaching into her purse, Freddie pulls out a small notebook. Touching it, the notebook changes from red to leopard print. She shows it off to the camera, obviously proud of herself. ]

[malodorous]

Oh, that's... [ A completely ridiculous ability. ] Interesting?

[redhairring]

Interesting's one way of putting it.

[ dude, she knows it's completely ridiculous. ]

[malodorous]

A nice way. [ Since he might as well fess up. ]

Why'd you get that? Do you really like leopards or something?

[redhairring]

I own some clothing that's got this pattern on it. Maybe that's why?

[malodorous]

I guess that makes sense...

[redhairring]

It makes just about as much sense as anything else in this place.

[malodorous]

Well, sure. That's a good point.

[redhairring]

Anyway, my name's Freddie. What's your name? After all, I might have some dog questions I'd want you to ask your pooch.

[malodorous]

I'm Kristoff.

The dog's name is JR. I don't really know why.

[redhairring]

I think I might. Ever watched Dallas?

[malodorous]

Nope. Don't know what that is.

[redhairring]

It was a tv show popular back in the day--my mom watched it. Anyway, one of the main characters was called JR.

[malodorous]

Oh. Well, I guess maybe Nelson liked it.

[redhairring]

Who's Nelson?