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[celestialpervert]

[The vid flickers on showing a polished wood backdrop and the sounds of conversation and the clink of glass on wood. A man slides into view, black jacket, a grey low v-neck shirt and a middle aged face shifted into an amused smile topped with scruffy ash blond hair. He opens his mouth and speaks in an accented voice that would sound english to most ears, but seems to have a faint french lilt.]

Now, clearly those in charge of this little reality don't seem to have thought everything through.... I mean, Substitute Elementary school teacher? Me?
Unless they're hoping for the mess that seems to be going on, which in that case, well bloody done. I'm sure the havoc will be a joy to whatever runs this universe.

[He pauses and takes a sip of scotch and musters a cheery smile.]

Now's hoping there's some actual entertainment to be had since I'm stuck here.
Anyone care to recommend somewhere... [His lifts his brows suggestively] fun?

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[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh, no doubt you'll find a few of the operatic affairs going on this Network interesting. Perhaps even fun. [A mile shrug follows.] Or, at the very least, revealing.

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[celestialpervert]

So far, it's been worth a giggle. I guess I'll have to wait for more.

[He sips his drink.] Any drama I need to be aware of?

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[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh, my, I would never so outwardly mock a fellow human being for sordid entertainment...

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[slightlyoffchilt]

... Which is why I value privacy. Will Graham and Freddie Lounds often gnash at each other, I know from personal observation. Might be worth a glance.

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[celestialpervert]

[Have a smirk. You don't seem so bad so far.]

I'll keep my eyes open. Acquaintances of yours?

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[nomorepantiesplz]

I did go to a pretty good bar the other night... but uh, it looks like you might already be there.

Are you new? You don't seem very concerned about ending up here.

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[celestialpervert]

Little place off the main walk? polished wood and an utterly fetching waitress? If so, bravo on your tastes.

[There's the sound of glass on wood.]

Fresh off the boat, and no, not really. Being here is better than where I was.
And yourself? You know your way around?

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Uh, sure. [Apollo was definitely too drunk to remember any waitresses, but he's not about to go into that.]

Well, being happy to be here is nicer than the alternative. Sorry, but I don't think I can help you. I only got here a couple of days ago myself.

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[larker]

Whatever runs this universe needs a foot up it's cakehoke. Can't believe it dragged your sorry ass here.

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[celestialpervert]

[Oh hay bro, have a double take.]

Gabriel? Brother...

[See that loss for words? That's how happy he is to see you.]

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[larker]

[Wow, so it is Balthazar and not some lookalike. Gabriel is actually impressed by the porter. He even manages a smirk.]

In the flesh so to speak. I know, you're just so overwhelmed right now.

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[bullysandwicher]

You are assuming whatever runs this universe cares.

At least the food is good, and you got plenty of people to fight! [ that's fun, right? ]

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[celestialpervert]

Am I? How rude of us.

[Brow quirk.]

Right. Sure, sure. And you would be?

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[bullysandwicher]

Why should they care anyway?

Oh, and I'm Noi.

[Video]

[5thchild]

Why do you assume anyone runs this universe?

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[celestialpervert]

Put simply... Experience.

[Video]

[5thchild]

Do you think they are doing a bad job?

[dissemble]

[Well, well, well. Someone somewhere likes angels.]

Hello, little brother.

[Video] presuming Lucy's in video too?

[celestialpervert]

[That voice. Balthazar goes still and instinctively his wings spread from his back, not that Lucifer could see them through the feed. It take's him a moment to find his voice.

Even forewarned, Balthazar is... Intimidated.]

Lucifer. Brother.

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[dissemble]

Balthazar, isn't it?

[Look at that, little angel. The devil knows your name.]

[fingerbang]

That's a broad question. Are we meant to assume your interests are just as expansive?

[celestialpervert]

I like trying things.

[fingerbang]

You could always try teaching.

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[hellunbounded]

[ Ah, great. More angels. At least this one didn't start an Apocalypse, he supposes. ]

Those kids are so fucked.

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[celestialpervert]

That's exactly what I said.

Don't worry, I won't break their tiny little minds.

How's yours holding up, Winchester?