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[magnitudes]

critical question
the shit that will make or break civilisation





what's the defining musical act of the nineties:

spice girls, backstreet boys, tlc or savage garden



supply arguments as necessary

Comments

[boobwindow]

How could you forgot Destiny's Child?

[magnitudes]

this is the question that will haunt me the rest of my days
It'll be my last words
"how could I forget Destiny's Child?"
"and disappoint Karen Starr"

[boobwindow]

Well, I won't be too disappointed, promise.

[magnitudes]

oh come on
where the drama if you aren't too disappointed
i can't be like
"bloody hell, met this lady on the network, she was slightly disappointed"
doesn't work at al

[boobwindow]

If I'm going to be picking fights on the network it isn't going to be about musicians.

[magnitudes]

no? preferred topics for network fights?
personally I think there should be more debate on sugar gliders

[boobwindow]

Proving misogynists wrong is one.
Sugar glider?

lmao I'm so sorry

[magnitudes]

You've immediately become my favourite person on this post that I'm not genetically identical to.

As such, I'm willing to forgive you for not knowing about the best marsupials in the entire world:


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NEVER BE SORRY

[boobwindow]

Twin?
Is that some kind of rat? It... is cute, I guess.

[magnitudes]

octuplet, actually.

scuse you

they are not rats, they glide
they fly
they're like superheroes only better because they deliver adorableness
they have this gliding membrane? it's great

[boobwindow]

Are you pulling my leg?

[ They'll get back to the flying rats in a moment. Octuplet, really?? ]

[magnitudes]

separated at birth, no less

would I lie to you?

( this is the worst cover ever gdi alison )

[boobwindow]

There is no way.

[ That's some reality TV shit right there. ]

[magnitudes]

there's no way I'd lie to you, correct

[boobwindow]

Now you've got to tell me the whole story behind it.

[magnitudes]

( Cosima help )

it was a dark and stormy night

I remember because I was a fan of dark and stormies from my cradle

[boobwindow]

And someone broke into the nursery?

[magnitudes]

Eight someones. Storks, actually. Evil ones.

[boobwindow]

I thought storks delivered babies.

[magnitudes]

they have to get them from somewhere first, yeah?

[boobwindow]

Okay, keep going.
I need to know how this ends now.

[magnitudes]

thing is, the babies are a cover for a drug smuggling ring they're running with some pelicans

[boobwindow]

And you all got swept up in that.

[magnitudes]

tragic, yeah? Thankfully some of us turned out all right. I'd say my life of roguery and disaster might have been avoided if not for that cruel twist of fate.

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[boobwindow]

So all of you know each other now? Are you all identical?