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Jeffrey Tobias Winger ([personal profile] textualhealing) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-09-23 10:32 pm

006 | voice

I’m going to be honest with you here network, I’ve been avoiding you.

It’s not you, it’s me. I just needed some time apart from all the self-congratulating, needy social media bullcrap that this network breeds. I mean, it’s no Rumblr, but sometimes it comes a close second.

Pro tip: if it’s not about me I’m just not interested. [Hopefully that’s a joke, but there’s a big possibility it isn’t.]

But I’m here to extend the olive branch of apology for depriving you of my company for a long ass amount of time, and also remind you that the second season of my show finished airing not so long ago, so buy that shit when it’s on DVD so I can get your money. Or… a very small percentage of it.

[Best salesman ever.]
slightlyoffchilt: (Unsure.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-10-15 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds more like a date, honestly.
rathercommon: (haughty as anything)

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[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-10-15 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I challenge that.
curled: (73)

[personal profile] curled 2016-10-16 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Give me one very good reason—outside of you—why it's worth watching.

[ Impress him!! ]
shittybirthday: (cK6aiPk)

[personal profile] shittybirthday 2016-10-16 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Like you got the balls for that.

[ Joel knows how much of a scaredy cat you are, Jeff. ]
cleptes: (1416680 (18))

true

[personal profile] cleptes 2016-10-16 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A look. ]

No, I haven't. But if the whiskey and boobs are as good as you say they are, I'd need to see them for myself.
deadkord: (Your butt is in my staring place.)

[personal profile] deadkord 2016-10-16 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'd watch your show if you gave me a complimentary copy of the first season on DVD.
brushoff: (yeah well what about THIS)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2016-10-18 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Easily early forties!
huntergames: (unhinged laughter)

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[personal profile] huntergames 2016-10-18 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Reggie didn't clean it!
brushoff: (evil cocaine what?)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2016-10-18 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Especially when you throw a fit like you're doing now!
brushoff: (let's talk about BOOKS.)

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[personal profile] brushoff 2016-10-19 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hugs and kisses to you too, Jeff.
slightlyoffchilt: (Undermine.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-10-19 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
She encourages me to expand my hobbies.
huntergames: (holy shitsnacks)

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[personal profile] huntergames 2016-10-19 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ She begins to shake her head, lifting both hands. ]

N-no! I'm not... I mean...!
rathercommon: (amused)

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[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-10-19 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That makes her smile. ]

Ooh, thank you. That's a compliment, you know.

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