Jeffrey Tobias Winger (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2016-09-23 10:32 pm
textualhealing) wrote in maskormenace2016-09-23 10:32 pm
Entry tags:
- harleen quinzel | harley quinn,
- † bela talbot | n/a,
- † count dooku | darth tyranus,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † dorian pavus | lucerni,
- † elliot alderson | mr robot,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † joel | n/a,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † leonard mccoy | n/a,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † ted kord | blue beetle ii
006 | voice
I’m going to be honest with you here network, I’ve been avoiding you.
It’s not you, it’s me. I just needed some time apart from all the self-congratulating, needy social media bullcrap that this network breeds. I mean, it’s no Rumblr, but sometimes it comes a close second.
Pro tip: if it’s not about me I’m just not interested. [Hopefully that’s a joke, but there’s a big possibility it isn’t.]
But I’m here to extend the olive branch of apology for depriving you of my company for a long ass amount of time, and also remind you that the second season of my show finished airing not so long ago, so buy that shit when it’s on DVD so I can get your money. Or… a very small percentage of it.
[Best salesman ever.]
It’s not you, it’s me. I just needed some time apart from all the self-congratulating, needy social media bullcrap that this network breeds. I mean, it’s no Rumblr, but sometimes it comes a close second.
Pro tip: if it’s not about me I’m just not interested. [Hopefully that’s a joke, but there’s a big possibility it isn’t.]
But I’m here to extend the olive branch of apology for depriving you of my company for a long ass amount of time, and also remind you that the second season of my show finished airing not so long ago, so buy that shit when it’s on DVD so I can get your money. Or… a very small percentage of it.
[Best salesman ever.]
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[ A beat. ]
Okay, so I'm just gonna go ahead and admit I've never watched your show. Do you actually have a fanbase who would pay over $200 for a signed DVD?
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I've never had a lawyer who questioned my masturbation habits before, I'm not about to stand for it now.
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I'm allowed to question them when they involve you fapping over my TV show.
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