006 | voice

[textualhealing]

I’m going to be honest with you here network, I’ve been avoiding you.

It’s not you, it’s me. I just needed some time apart from all the self-congratulating, needy social media bullcrap that this network breeds. I mean, it’s no Rumblr, but sometimes it comes a close second.

Pro tip: if it’s not about me I’m just not interested. [Hopefully that’s a joke, but there’s a big possibility it isn’t.]

But I’m here to extend the olive branch of apology for depriving you of my company for a long ass amount of time, and also remind you that the second season of my show finished airing not so long ago, so buy that shit when it’s on DVD so I can get your money. Or… a very small percentage of it.

[Best salesman ever.]

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're on notice. I feel obligated to tell you that, I do take protection of my staff seriously. [Sometimes.] I would feel the same had I any suspicious about you and Mr. Mantle.

[textualhealing]

... Why would you ever have suspicions of me and Reggie?!

[slightlyoffchilt]

I mean... Need I explain it? Really?

[textualhealing]

Uh, apparently? Seeing as I don't understand why you'd think me going after a teen boy is in anyway normal when you've got way hotter staff members.

[slightlyoffchilt]

"Way hotter"? [Just to be a dick:] You ought to tell Rincewind how you feel. He might appreciate it.

[textualhealing]

You know I mean Harley!

[slightlyoffchilt]

So you are interested in her?

[textualhealing]

I hate you so much.

[slightlyoffchilt]

So sweet. Be sure to schedule a day for us to hit up a bar.

[textualhealing]

You're taking me to dinner, don't think I forgot! And while we're there we can discuss you're weirdly overprotective thing you've got going on with your employees.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are suddenly quite bossy.

[textualhealing]

Apparently it's the only way to deal with you. It's why Raina's the only woman that's stuck by you.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Did you just call Raina bossy?

[textualhealing]

[...

Wait. Shit.]

... No?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Good answer, good boy. See you at dinner.

[textualhealing]

Whatever. Later, nerd.