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chato ❝ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ, ᴅɪᴀʙʟᴏ❞ santana 🔥 ([personal profile] arsiento) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-10-04 07:48 pm

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[ The feed turns on shakily and abruptly, showing at first a view of mostly sky, but then it catches more blurry glimpses of scenery -- what might be recognizable as downtown Nonah, if someone were to squint or was just very familiar with the area by now -- as it moves again, as if being wrestled from someone. Voices can be heard above the fainter sounds of traffic, although there's the steady pulse of a nearby car stereo playing loudly and, occasionally, an engine revving.

Then the communicator steadies, being held at its owner's side; the camera now gives an un-aimed view the street, though at a somewhat diagonal, catching about half of the car in question in the shot. A guy's voice, about a foot away, says: "--the sickest shit I ever seen, man! Orale, show the guy, Angie!" And then the communicator moves again, the man holding it taking a step back as Angie breathes fire about five feet into the air. Only the fire and not Angie herself is visible on the screen, although within moments the speaker is stepping close again.

"You see that? It's legit, right? Just one selfie, man! Just one, come on!"
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Then what, you'll finally beat it? [ Diablo's not speaking into the communicator, obviously, so his voice is muted, though still audible. ] I got nothing to say about no heroes, kid. Whatever you want? It ain't got nothing to do with me.

[ "Yeah, yeah, whatever! Damn, why you got to be such a bummer, dude?" The communicator raises again, rotating around to show two people: #1, a heavily tattooed man in a letterman-style jacket, "Diablo" embroidered on it like a nametag, looking impatiently at #2, who appears to be a teenager with slicked back hair ("AA" shaved into the sides), a lightning bolt tattoo on his neck, and large mirrored sunglasses. ]

Okay, how--

[ But, smiling delightedly, the boy waves into the camera, declaring: "Heeeey, imPorts! Que onda, stay crazy, guys -- we still believe in you! We got your backs now, so take it easy! Ride or die, man!" before he laughs and runs out of frame to join his off-screen friends; the car motor revs again. Diablo, still holding the communicator, does nothing for a moment except flick his eyes irritably and skeptically in that direction, then turns the camera around to capture the kids driving away. The car's plate reads "DOUBLE A". ]

Man, the hell was that. [ And now the camera once again rotates, his skeptical gaze gracing the screen. ] If that's what you all got around here, then no wonder they be importing in heroes like furniture.

[ Well... "heroes," as the still-dubious expression on his face may go on to suggest. He shrugs, then shakes his head. ]

But hey, y'know-- it's whatever. Anyone know where's a good shoe place around here?
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-10-05 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's eyeballing that boy through the screen, her expression cautiously neutral until he's disappeared. Then she focuses on Diablo, demeanor changing almost instantly. ]

Where is "here"?

[ She hasn't familiarized herself yet with Nonah. ]
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-10-05 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hemali shakes her head. ]

I've heard it's a big enough city; there must be a place for [ a slight grin ] shoes. Whatever the emergency is.
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-10-05 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Getting to know other imPorts in the meantime?

[ A measured pause. ]

And those other people from before?
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-10-05 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
None of them were like that before.

[ She manages to keep the disdain out of her voice, if only because this is a public conversation. ]

Now they're everywhere it seems.
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-10-05 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ He'll see one way or another, she supposes. These brand new "heroes" are definitely hogging the limelight recently. ]

I'm not worried. [ She waves a hand and decidedly circles back to the original topic: ] So, why are you looking for shoes?
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-10-05 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you need a little — what do they call it again — retail therapy.

[ Just don't pop into a thrift store for shoes. Get some classy ones! ]
snoobs: (i don't want these)

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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-10-05 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't sound all that exciting.

[ TREAT YO SELF 2K16. ]

What comes after shoes?
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-10-05 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Never stopped anyone before. ]

Invest in a hat, maybe.
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-10-12 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
If you're going to get shoes, you need to properly accessorize.

[ But that was absolutely a crack at his shaved head. Her mocking smile says enough. ]
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-10-15 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
... you don't know much about accessorizing, do you?

[ Shopping time. Shopping time. Shopping time. ]
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-10-17 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
You need to swap them out for other accessories! Perhaps one for every day of the week.
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-10-19 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you could, you know.
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-10-24 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
You can't be that simple a man.

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