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Agent Dippy Fresh Pines ([personal profile] ursawhiner) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-10-09 02:14 pm

video;

[The video opens up on a familiar attic, with everyone's favourite nerd waving at the camera. For some reason there's what looks like a dummy with its arms raised and a sheet over it. Spooky?]

Hey, everyone! Dipper Pines again. It's October now, which means a bunch of things. Like... pumpkins! Big piles of leaves! Fake skeletons everywhere! I mean, along with the real ones. That... everyone has. Never mind.

Anyways, I'm here to talk to you about ghost protection. Things can get kind of spooky during October but if you're prepared, you won't have anything to worry about. You can focus on costumes and candy corn and... mid-terms. Maybe? Do any imPorts go to college?

First thing! This is a classic supernatural deterrent that you should already have on hand: salt. Basically you just kind of put in a circle around whatever you want to protect from demons or whatever. I don't think it works for really strong ones, but it'll keep most things out. Plus you can just buy the kind you use for salting your driveway.

If you already have a ghost inside your house, the best thing you can try is to trap it in a silver mirror. That part's pretty you just kind of-- [At this point, Dipper makes a sucking sound.] To get rid of it, there's a ritual and stuff. I'll put uh, a link at the bottom. Don't break the mirror or let the ghost talk its way out. For real. You might get turned into a tree.

Okay and seriously, don't do a seance. Ghosts are really annoying and talking to them doesn't do much, plus you're probably just going to end up with more. Silver mirrors are expensive!

That's pretty much it! Let me know if you have any questions, and avoid cursed doors. They either lead to another plane of existence or it's just instant death. You'll know them when you see them.
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[personal profile] sasaeru 2016-10-09 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The situation with your family is unfortunate [she means that] but that doesn't mean ghosts are necessarily real in this world.

Our powers are treated as special. Doesn't that mean the supernatural are not status quo?
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[personal profile] sasaeru 2016-10-10 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
People can come in here dead?

[THIS SOUNDS BAD TO HER.]
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[personal profile] sasaeru 2016-10-21 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
... Sometime.

Could you tell me more about this off of the network?