wordaday: (r124: so sick of this shit)
Sookie Stackhouse ([personal profile] wordaday) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-11-03 01:56 am

001 {video}

[The first few second of video is an awkwardly angled shot of a very tired, very pretty blonde woman, clearly trying to work through how to use her damn phone. She looks like she's recently been through the wringer, face a mess of healing scrapes and a few shadowy bruises. So, she's just not here for any kinda crap today, phone. Behave.]

Oh lord, I’ve never been good at this computer stuff. What is- oh, eeugh.

[Sookie finally gets a good look at herself in the camera, and that angle is doing nothing for her, yikes. She takes a moment to adjust the angle, until she’s satisfied that she looks actually presentable to strangers and not a damn mess like she’s been for the past week.]

I’m Sookie, ah, Sookie Stackhouse. I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be so scattered, I’m just a little overwhelmed right now, if you can understand. [She frowns, a little embarrassed at herself. Get a grip, Sook, it’s just a camera.] Ah, so, I’d really really like to know about churches around anywhere? I’m Methodist, but I’m no stranger to a Baptist service, or any of those big nondenominational-

[And then for just a moment, the Fellowship of the Sun flashes across her mind’s eye, and her stomach lurches. No. No megachurches.]

Actually, no, just small congregations are fine for me.

Also, they're telling me that I've got to be on some TV show called, ah.....[She takes a moment to look at something scribbled onto her palm.] Virginia Lakeshore? Anyone know anything about that? How would I wiggle my way out of that, exactly?
instars: (Saya - observant)

[personal profile] instars 2016-11-06 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't aware you were perfectly comfortable telling me about the state of my bank account.
instars: (Saya - observant)

[personal profile] instars 2016-11-07 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it says I invested in Sam Merlotte.

No. You don't know me. I'm Saya.
instars: (Saya - innocence is a disguise)

[personal profile] instars 2016-11-08 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Four months? Five?