III/ANONYMOUS TEXT POST

[heckblazer]

how many of you have ever felt personally victimized by batman

just curious

Comments

anonymous text

[batstard]

man but the cops are getting real creative with these internet sting operations aren't they

[heckblazer]

flattery will get you everywhere

and that isn't a no

[batstard]

including out-of-jail-free? shit, if i had known i wouldn't have put all my effort into developing an attitude problem

and it isn't a yes either

technically it was just avoiding the question

[heckblazer]

asylums are my preferred poison. they make you do namby pamby group talks but the electro shocks also make you forget them, almost. easier to get out of too.

doubt you'd be avoiding the question if it wasn't personal though.

[batstard]

[ Part of the Arkham brain trust, maybe? There are a couple it could plausibly be. Anybody who would be caught dead saying "namby-pamby," really. ]

i'm not a fan

and you first ;)

[heckblazer]

[ he's not tell~ing~ ]

i wouldn't be asking if it wasn't personal anymore than you'd be replying if it wasn't, now would you?

[ That sounded better in his head. ]

text; not at at all anonymous; id: Julian Day

[exceptfebruary]

Daily.

[ This isn't necessarily true but how can one resist. ]

probably doesn't even know how to anonymous, and all text responses delayed by typing like your nana

[indocile]

What's a batman?

[batstard]

plenty of reasons a guy might make a post like this. if nothing else, admitting that you're on his bad side is basically admitting that you're a criminal or a crazy person, or both. nice way to get a headcount on whackjobs.

text; still anon

[heckblazer]

[ john COULD take the moment to build allies and let some of the bat's staple baddies help lick his wounds, but, nah. ]


are you sure. sound like julying

[heckblazer]

a great bloody nuisance usually. if you don't already know you don't need to. better off.

[indocile]

Is this a weird human thing?

( elves have weird elf things. she respects that humans also have their own shit going on. )

[heckblazer]

interesting take. weirdly defensive and in-depth. you running the fanclub?

[exceptfebruary]

[ Is he really making calendar puns at Calendar Man? Taking on the master. How ambitious. ]

I'm as honest as the day is long.

seems like a good post to go anon in

[pummelgranite]

bat.

[heckblazer]

the weirdest human thing there is.

[ take a guess who's not a fan of the caped folks. ]

[indocile]

( but tell us how you really feel, john )

There's some competition for that.

[heckblazer]

[ john does not do things small. ]

that's not reassuring considering daylight savings.

but don't you ever worry that your days are...numbered?

text;

[redhott]

theres someone here who calls himself Batman?

[heckblazer]

Unfortunately.

[heckblazer]

putting on tights and beating up the mentally ill in the middle of the night not weird enough?

[exceptfebruary]

Only as numbered as they are on the calendar. After all, there's always another Day.

That last pun of yours was a little week, by the way.

[batstard]

don't really need to be the world's greatest detective to figure out the guy who thinks one flew over the cuckoo's nest is a heartwarming tale is probably a crazy person, chief

[redhott]

and does he have a costume to match his name?

[heckblazer]

[ must you put cute animal gifs in his perfectly good shitpost YOU ARE THROWING OFF HIS GROOVE

but he does grudgingly leave this here ]