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Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish ([personal profile] baetiful) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-11-24 10:16 am

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[ This is Baelish, coming to you from the Maurtia Falls Ambassador office. Not Baelish coming to you from his casino or Baelish coming to you from his strip club. That makes this professional, right? ]

Greetings, my fellow imPorts. For those of you who do not know me, I am Lord Petyr Baelish, Ambassador for Maurtia Falls. I wished to address you all to talk about a few things, but most importantly this Nonah election. It is of utmost importance that we vote and show support for our fellow candidates. The job of ambassador is an important one, and I believe all of these candidates have qualities that would work to benefit Nonah. It is in your hands to decide who best will fit your city. But I implore you to truly look into who has the policies and qualities you seek. I would be more than happy to illuminate some of those to any imPort who may not have been following the race too closely.

[ And that's all he says on the matter since his good pal Dorian Gray had always harped on him about talking too much in his network posts. ]

Second of all, for those of you who recall the attack in Philadelphia at the ambassadorial celebration -- did any of you happen to return with the remains of one of those monstrosities, whether it be for scientific study or perhaps as a souvenir? I have been curious about what information can be gleaned from them -- especially in relation to the ImProcreats, if anyone still happens to have their little creature from that Swear In for comparison.

[ A beat. ]

And lastly, I understand this day to be a day of gratitude -- a nationwide celebration for families and friends to get together and sit down for a meal. Unfortunately, on this holiday I find myself largely alone and I am certain there are others who are in a similar position. If anyone has need of company, I can provide a place and wine if you can provide a dish of food or two. It does not have to be traditional in terms of what is served, but the important thing is that we are not alone when we could be together.

That is all. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I thank you all for your time and wish you a wonderful holiday.
slightlyoffchilt: (Dazzle.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-12-20 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, in that case: my statement remains accurate.
slightlyoffchilt: sweet ring, bro (Whine.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-12-20 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
If only others would realize this truth.
slightlyoffchilt: (Feckless.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-12-20 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose I will have to reluctantly deal with my disappointment in others. [A beat.] Do you feel the same?
slightlyoffchilt: (Unipotent.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-12-20 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
It must be an isolating feeling -- between your personal expectation, and the unfolding reality.
slightlyoffchilt: (Dauntless.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-12-21 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
You and I understand the importance of that, at least. And -- perhaps a couple other might, as well.

Credit where credit is due.
slightlyoffchilt: (Bias.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-12-22 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, imPort patients, certainly. I find that they especially require a delicate... Touch.
slightlyoffchilt: (Stride.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-12-26 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
A few. [A particular name comes to mind, but Baelish would have already known it. Chilton actually did write a book about the man, after all. That was a psychological journey from start to finish.]

But I find that it is the trauma endured here that I tend to treat more frequently.
slightlyoffchilt: (Bias.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-12-28 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
At this point, it is more the personal dramas that imPorts find themselves embroiled in.

[Like Will and Dorian sending you a bunch of organs.]
slightlyoffchilt: (Receptary.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-12-30 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
You bring up a good point. [Baelish continued to prove remarkable; he had caught onto technology like television far quicker than any other anachronistic person.] There might be enough that we do to sell in market, don't you think?
slightlyoffchilt: (Toast.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-12-31 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Certainly a pretty thought, Ambassador Baelish.
slightlyoffchilt: (Talionic.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-01-02 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I have my book. And now this hospital. Knowledge, narrative, and monuments -- what more could a man ask for?
slightlyoffchilt: (Rescind.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-01-03 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't enough power already?
slightlyoffchilt: (Germane.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-01-04 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I would not insult you with such assumptions, no.

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