dirtyredneck: (Angry (09))
Daryl Dixon ([personal profile] dirtyredneck) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-01-01 06:57 pm

Video - under cut for language

[Daryl does not like video, but he's agitated and didn't feel writing this out would come across with the proper amount of outrage.]

Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.

[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]

"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."

I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!

"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."

FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!

[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]

"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."

Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!

[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]

[[All responses will be Audio]]
brushoff: (contemplating stuff)

permavid!

[personal profile] brushoff 2017-01-02 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
If we're picking a Disney film, then pick Fantasia. Pete's Dragon is far too long and drops a plot thread every fifteen minutes.
brushoff: srsly. (srsly tho?)

[personal profile] brushoff 2017-01-02 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Right, but the film absolutely forgets about the lighthouse girl's husband until the last thirty minutes of the film! And if you say that the film's about finding family, then it makes the entire plotline with Jim Dale's character, that snake oil salesman, it makes his entire plotline pointless!

[ these are two grownass men arguing about the plots of Disney movies. ]

Besides, Fantasia's not supposed to have a plot. It's art.
brushoff: (smoke em if you got em)

[personal profile] brushoff 2017-01-02 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Right, but there's literally thirty minutes in the middle of the film where the husband isn't mentioned and we're treated to 'wacky hijinks' and absolutely unbearable songs before oh shit, wait, we totally forgot about the husband, let's have that dragon find him in the literal last five minutes of the film.

Pete's Dragon attempts to have a plot so it's all the more noticeable when the plot falls apart. Fantasia makes no pretense at a plot in the first place! It's vignettes.
brushoff: (yeeeeeeeah no)

[personal profile] brushoff 2017-01-02 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but the songs are shit. That one about "I've got a bill of sale" is downright dreadful.

[ there's a pause and a wrinkle of his nose before Dorian acquiesces, ] You're right on one thing. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's rubbish. However, what the hell is Heavy Metal? Aside from a genre, of course.
brushoff: (yeah well what about THIS)

[personal profile] brushoff 2017-01-02 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Was it American? I spent most of the 1980s over in the UK—it's entirely possible it might not have crossed the pond. Sex and war does sound up my alley, though.
brushoff: (you MUST be joking)

[personal profile] brushoff 2017-01-02 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll actually have to look that one up then. I spent most of the 1980s engaged in...other pursuits. [ cocaine, partying, & sleeping with Toby ] It's entirely possible that I simply missed the film.
brushoff: (teeny tiny smile!)

[personal profile] brushoff 2017-01-03 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
You know, if I can find the damn thing I'll seriously consider that.

[ stoned = uh hell yes. Dorian is a big fan of drugs. ]