Daryl Dixon (
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Video - under cut for language
[Daryl does not like video, but he's agitated and didn't feel writing this out would come across with the proper amount of outrage.]
Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.
[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]
"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."
I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!
"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."
FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!
[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]
"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."
Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!
[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]
[[All responses will be Audio]]
Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.
[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]
"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."
I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!
"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."
FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!
[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]
"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."
Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!
[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]
[[All responses will be Audio]]
permavid!
permavid!
And anyway, Fantasia's got no plot.
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[ these are two grownass men arguing about the plots of Disney movies. ]
Besides, Fantasia's not supposed to have a plot. It's art.
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[Better than arguing about their hair.]
If you're tellin' me Pete's Dragon's bad cause of it's plot, you don't go tellin' me to watch another one that ain't got one! It don't make no sense.
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Pete's Dragon attempts to have a plot so it's all the more noticeable when the plot falls apart. Fantasia makes no pretense at a plot in the first place! It's vignettes.
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[Of course it wasn't a Disney flick, but it was the same era of movies]
And if I'm gonna watch a series of animated vignettes, I'd rather watch Heavy Metal.
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[ there's a pause and a wrinkle of his nose before Dorian acquiesces, ] You're right on one thing. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's rubbish. However, what the hell is Heavy Metal? Aside from a genre, of course.
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You ain't heard of it? Figured the magazine'd be right up your alley.
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[Daryl never did hard drugs, but he wasn't opposed to the occasional blunt and the idea of Dorian's first time with it being stoned out - particularly for the B-52 sequence - had him privately amused. If the man did it, he'd have to ask Toby how it went. A full play by play.]
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[ stoned = uh hell yes. Dorian is a big fan of drugs. ]