[anonymous voice]

[blackhat]

I’m looking to rob a bank or two.

[ The man in black’s voice is low, rough with age and smoke through whatever farcical discretion ‘anonymity’ provides. ]

Could use a lookout, maybe a driver. 80/20 split. Negotiable, depending on what you have to offer, [ he elaborates, deadly serious and with enough of a drawl to ring distinct to any ears with a mind to pick him out of a lineup, later. ]

Interested parties inquire within.

[ OOC: All replies will be anonymous unless otherwise indicated. ]

Comments

[infomodder]

You refer to me privately as "the puppy"?

[catchacold]

Don't really talk about you much, but it'd be that or "that pervert".

[infomodder]

No Charcoal?

[catchacold]

I'll go with "your pervert puppy Charcoal", if it'll make you wag your tail.

[infomodder]

That makes all three of us sound like perverts.

[catchacold]

You led us down this path.

Anyway, never do a heist with an amateur.

[infomodder]

All my fault.

Wouldn't worry about that. Heists aren't my thing.

[unless u mean heists of OTHER PEOPLE'S MINDS AND MEMORIES wow empathy, it is a thief]

[catchacold]

Figured, just in case.

[As if Charcoal didn't steal hearts?!]

Got you a skirt for the holidays though.

[infomodder]

[only mick's and only to give len shit]

You did? Suppose I should pick it up.

[catchacold]

I'll deliver. I need to pick something up from Rincewind anyway.

So. Your analysis of this person?

[Given they are rudely talking in their post.]

[infomodder]

[oh no he's gonna get a doge crush on len too]

From this I'd say they're testing the waters, tossing out bait. They want to see the general reaction to even a mundane crime. Possibly a newer addition to our population but could also be banking on that assumption. Worth keeping an eye on.

When should I expect you by?

[catchacold]

Maybe an hour and some change, I've things to wrap up.

[infomodder]

I'll be at home with a fresh pot of coffee then.