[anonymous voice]

[blackhat]

I’m looking to rob a bank or two.

[ The man in black’s voice is low, rough with age and smoke through whatever farcical discretion ‘anonymity’ provides. ]

Could use a lookout, maybe a driver. 80/20 split. Negotiable, depending on what you have to offer, [ he elaborates, deadly serious and with enough of a drawl to ring distinct to any ears with a mind to pick him out of a lineup, later. ]

Interested parties inquire within.

[ OOC: All replies will be anonymous unless otherwise indicated. ]

Comments

text;

[catchacold]

Professional.

[Leonard Snart, robber of ATMs, here to provide the snark.]

What do you have to offer?

[anonymous ∞]

[blackhat]

20%

voice;

[slightlyoffchilt]

Anonymous says, to a network brimming with far too many aligned to Lawful Good.

[anonymous ∞]

[blackhat]

Just act natural. They probably won't catch on.

[voice]

[devoutish]

Thrill-seeker, or amateur?

[anonymous ∞]

[blackhat]

I like to think of myself as a helper.

voice;

[infomodder]

Why only one or two?

[did someone say lawful bc graham cracker is here to put the awful in lawful]

[anonymous ∞]

[blackhat]

You think I ought to do more?

text

[bindsthedead]

Give me the addresses and I'll make sure to show up. [To arrest him, that is.]

[anonymous ∞]

[blackhat]

Why don't you give me yours so I know where to send 'em?

Voice

[thevictoriandetective]

Bank robber? Boring.

[blackhat]

Thanks for your input.

video

[snoobs]

How bold.

[voice]

[blackhat]

Not bold enough for video. You'll have to forgive me.

voice

[prostheticbody]

And I suppose you'll need a stick of dynamite for the vault?

Being an executive is the only way to rob a bank and get away with it nowadays.

[blackhat]

And if I don't get away with it?

[ text ]

[ghoulking]

Everyone will inquire. We are all "super heroes" after all.

Still, do people still rob banks the old fashion way? [ aren't the banks the ones robbing us??? ]

[blackhat]

I do.

What kind of super hero are you?

[ video ]

[hostage]

Ripoff.

[voice]

[blackhat]

Conceptually or financially?

video

[dendarii]

You're a bold one.

[voice]

[blackhat]

I'm not gonna lie to you, the last person who said so was a hell of a lot prettier.

video;

[brushoff]

Baby's first attempt at supervillainy? How cute.

[voice]

[blackhat]

You got any other feedback we can get out of the way while you have my attention?

audio;

[douchebag]

Are you talking the tiny banks that don't have a lot of money or the big ones with millions and tighter security? Because one of those is fun and the other's boring and a waste of time.

[blackhat]

I'm inclined to agree with you. The smaller ones offer up a much more personal experience.

( anon text )

[classification]

That split doesn't make the effort worth it in the least.

[blackhat]

I dunno, 20% to sit in a car with your thumb in your ass sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

What should I be offering?

voice

[unbreaker]

You must be pretty confident to broadcast this! That...or pretty stupid.

[Even though anonymity protects the man in black, it doesn't stop authorities from tightening security around their banks. But some people like that sort of challenge and it's too early for Josuke to know which is which in this case.]

[voice]

[blackhat]

Safe money's on both.

Video;

[shifting]

[Sam was more into homes and jewellery stores than banks back in his day, but this still gets his attention.]

...Have to wonder if those are really what you're lookin' for with this. Someone with eyes and someone who can drive seem like easy positions to fill.

[blackhat]

I thought so too, but at this rate we'll've crashed into the sun before I put an ass in the driver's seat.

You know anything about carjacking?

[ Something about him. Maybe it's the plaid. ]

TEXT, anonymous since that's the cool way to be

[pummelgranite]

Creepy rubber mask bank robbing, or pinstripes and tommy guns?

[blackhat]

Neither.

Unless that's what you're into, I guess.

voice;

[heliophilic]

How forward. Not many people have the stones to announce to a network full of wannabe superheroes and vigilantes that they're about to commit a crime. Usually they wait until after the fact so they can boast.

[blackhat]

Well that's a shame. Most of 'em are just being catty.

Video

[foreshadower]

That's rather bold, is it not?

[ Asks a man also in black, although his hat is more 1800s London than it is 1800s US. ]

[voice]

[blackhat]

Seems to be a popular point of view.

Nice hat.

text. anonymous.

[bosewicht]

I'm in.

[private]

[blackhat]

You pulling my leg?

text; anon

[cleptes]

[ It's tempting to say the least. Robbing banks weren't really her style, but she was a career criminal back home. And damn good at it too. ]

Not getting paid enough? Or are you just bored?

[blackhat]

Whichever appeals to your narrative.

text, anonymous

[jacksonian]

80/20 split of what? Different banks will have different spoils. How big are you aiming?

[blackhat]

How big do you want to go?