[anonymous voice]

[blackhat]

I’m looking to rob a bank or two.

[ The man in black’s voice is low, rough with age and smoke through whatever farcical discretion ‘anonymity’ provides. ]

Could use a lookout, maybe a driver. 80/20 split. Negotiable, depending on what you have to offer, [ he elaborates, deadly serious and with enough of a drawl to ring distinct to any ears with a mind to pick him out of a lineup, later. ]

Interested parties inquire within.

[ OOC: All replies will be anonymous unless otherwise indicated. ]

Comments

[blackhat]

You ever been caught before?

[catchacold]

Rarely. But I've been at it for over thirty years and sometimes being caught is part of the plan.

[blackhat]

Slow down there, Copernicus. Are you trying to tell me you got yourself wrapped up on purpose?

[catchacold]

Sure. As long as there's a plan to get back out of trouble, I got no issue getting into it. Otherwise, where's the fun?

[blackhat]

Somewhere between improvisation and the point of my knife, I suppose.

[catchacold]

Please rob a bank with your knife.

I'll come.

I'll even pay you.

I'll bail you out.

[blackhat]

That a promise?

[catchacold]

I don't do deals with faceless people.

Fun thought, though.

[blackhat]

More's the pity.

I'm sure we'll see each other around.

[catchacold]

Sure. I'll recognise you by the canvas bags with dollar signs on them.

[blackhat]

Money bags and a black hat.

[catchacold]

And I'm the guy with the big gun.

See you around.