lapwing: Ptolemy (That HAD to hurt)
Bartimaeus ([personal profile] lapwing) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-01-10 04:51 pm

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[On the network is what appears to be a young boy, about 12 or 13 years old. For a moment, he stares quite soulfully at the video output impossibly deep, black eyes, and then pokes at the screen with one fingernail.]

Not even a proper imp in there, how's that for you...?

[He pulls back and mimes clearing his throat. A voice far, far more booming than is fit for the child's face resounds across the feed.]

Right, broadcast. AHEM. This is just a friendly, non-suspicious question, inquiring on when the next coup or violent overthrow of this government is going to be. Not that I'm actually advocating it, I just know you humans really can't resist.

I'm pretty handy with a popcorn machine if anyone can provide good seats.
rathercommon: (looking down nose)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-11 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, and what, how someone comes across is how they actually are?
rathercommon: (incredulous)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-11 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Of the humans you've known. Who have tended to be the absolute dregs of humanity.
rathercommon: (leery)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-11 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
So there could be more types of people than just the ones you know, couldn't there?
rathercommon: (sympathetic)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-11 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm going to wrap it up by pointing out that you might be five thousand odd years old, but you're still naive in certain regards. That's all. And it's worth it to be open to new experiences. And arseholes turning out all right - I mean, you of all people know that's quite possible.
rathercommon: (rolling eyes)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-11 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Rubbish. You've got so much to learn.
rathercommon: (chatting)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-11 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, first - you've got a lot more of the world to see, haven't you? I bet you've scarcely seen any of it at all. Have you ever been to the Grand Canyon?
rathercommon: (sympathetic)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-11 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well.

[ She holds up a quelling hand. ]

The government will sometimes limit international travel if they can. So if you want to go to Egypt or something, it's got to be done quietly and subtly. But...yeah. You really could. And if you want to hang about with me for a while - not that you've got to, of course, just if you want to - I've got a lot I'd love to show you.
rathercommon: (fond)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-11 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you want that?

[ Her smile is warm and fond. ]

After all, you've also got the right to choose your company, now. No having to spend time with anyone you distrust.
rathercommon: (bashful (hahaha no i'm great))

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-11 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, have you seen pictures of the craftsmanship in this world, then?
rathercommon: (amused)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-11 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe it'll be phenomenal.
rathercommon: (reluctantly amused)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-11 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, right, sorry. It'll be complete rubbish, no point going at all.
rathercommon: (delighted)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2017-01-11 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, sorry. It'll be utterly mediocre.

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