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[picksthenames]

at the risk of being That Guy, i gotta ask: whats the deal with the job assignments for new imports? are they all jokes or is the universe just messing with me?

either way, im definitely in the market for something better. the government wasnt helpful enough to kidnap me with a resume or references on hand, so i guess youll just have to take my word for it, but here goes:

names Cisco Ramon, techspert extraordinaire. masters in engineering, second best coder on my earth. app writer, gear inventor, whatever you need. i can weld, i can solder, i can sew (leather, which let me tell you, is a bitch to work with). new to this earth so help a brother out and tell me where to look, or just offer me a job, thatd be great either way. shacked up in heropa but commutings easy with these porter things right?

so yeah. call me. been a while since i had to look for a new job, but im pretty sure my interview game is still on point.

LLAP. 🖖

Comments

[picksthenames]

see, no, my conversation skills are usually reserved for people who dont tell me id be better off as a stripper.

[lovestoys]

You don't wanna talk to the dude that thinks you could rock that hot bod as a stripper? Dude. You have weird standards.

Or are you one of those nerds that values brains over looks?

[picksthenames]

ok first: so what if i am?
and second: you dont know what my hot bod looks like.

[lovestoys]

First: Laaaaaaaaaaame
Second: I believe in you, bro. I have faith in your hotness. How many people can say that?

[picksthenames]

there is nothing lame about brains over brawn.
jokes on you, im apparently a chinchilla.

[lovestoys]

That's such a typical geek line.
Chinchillas are adorable tho, so I wasn't far off. No stripping though. No clothes for a start.
Also you'd get lost on a stage that big!!!

[picksthenames]

said by a typical geek ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
for the best then, that ill be staying off any stripper stages

[lovestoys]

No, you are the geek :| geek face
The stage will miss your talents, friend.
and chinchilla swagger

[picksthenames]

chinchillas dont swagger, they scurry timidly at best.

[lovestoys]

One could argue that's their version of swagger. It works for them.

Chinchillias are adorbs.