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ѕarιѕѕa "noт тoday, ѕaтan" тнeron ([personal profile] magnitudes) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-26 02:37 pm

008. video.

G'day g'day, this is Sarissa Theron, local hero and devastatingly good looking rural.

( She seems in a better mood than last time she posted, and better form - and sure, she is, but it's also Sarissa trying very very ahrd to be Okay, and definitely not actually being Okay. Still, there's a healthy flush to her cheeks, and unlike last time she's got a smear of mud on her cheek and is looking like she's been working outside. Wherever she is, she's definitely in a field, and there's a shed nearby. )

I know, two posts from me, in one month? Overkill, definitely. But this is so important. Or, should I say,

( and she grins, brightly, before turning the camera... ) sow important?

( Yes, viewers. In-frame is a very large sow, pink with black patches. Around her are nine little piglets, varied from all pink to speckled to covered in patches, and one that is totally black. )

I just rescued these guys from a bit of a situation. Got them a special shed and I just finished the fences on the fields a couple days ago, so good timing, but I gotta head back into town to pick up some more supplies and that. If anyone has any fruit and veggies or pig feed or straw or - I mean, anything that you wanna donate to the rescue pig extravaganza, lemme know.

( A thumbs up; she is so excited. Pigs!!! ) And I need help coming up with names, because they can't all be Hamlet or Francis Bacon.
deadtective: (sixty-five.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
Don't forget non-fattening and lactose free.
deadtective: (twenty.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, fucking layers? Hello? This is why you're still sad and creepy ice cream personless.
deadtective: (thirty-five.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Listen, it's not my fault that creativity happens to fall into the first category for you. That's all your problem.
deadtective: (forty-four.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I did, how the fuck do you think I came up with such impossible shit to begin with?
deadtective: (twelve.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
No, that'd be downright certifiable.
deadtective: (fifty-nine.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, they embed it right into the padded wall so that you've got something to fixate on. Pretty thoughtful.
deadtective: (twenty-nine.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Untapped markets are pretty big motivators.
deadtective: (forty-two.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah. They're too fucking incoherent to realize when they've already ordered shit.
deadtective: (fifty-nine.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I just loiter around crack houses a lot for work. Druggies will fucking spill their guts if you get them loaded enough.
deadtective: (forty-four.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
That depends, how good are you at using LSD as a segue?
deadtective: (seventy.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
Annnnnd just like that you guaranteed yourself the cell without a nice window or bribable guards.
deadtective: (sixty-three.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna be overdosing you too.

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