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maskormenace2017-02-27 06:16 am
mischiefsmith) wrote in maskormenace2017-02-27 06:16 am
voice;
Just a few brief questions before I send you all on your merry way.
[Brief questions? Is anything ever brief with Loki? Well he does sound a bit pressed and he has opted for audio as opposed to video and text so he might truly be a mischief maker of his word.]
Question one, do you own a weapon? If you answered yes feel free to move on to question two, if not then continue to question number three if it pleases you.
[Wait, there's a list? A list and a pregnant pause.]
And by weapon let us define it thusly: an armament used to inflict damage to structures, systems, living creatures. An object you might use in battle, hunting, crime, enforcing the law, etcetera. [Does he have to spell it out? Yes he does.]
Two. Do you have a name for your weapon? If you do feel free to share that information, I'm quite curious. If you do not I feel sorry for your weapon, if you are too shy to confess your embarrassing little secret then allow me to put you at ease: my ancestreal sword is called Laeveteinn. Now you may come out of your shell and reveal your true nerd colors or what have you, you've the agency and support.
[Though anyone who knows their Norse knows that Loki's sword Laeveteinn translates pitifully into "damage twig."]
Three. Are there mythological and/or famous weapons in the world where you come from? Again, feel free to share.
[You are in a safe space, marginally, but what exactly are you driving at, Loki?]
Oh, and finally, but entierly unrelated: is sleep really for the weak?
[Brief questions? Is anything ever brief with Loki? Well he does sound a bit pressed and he has opted for audio as opposed to video and text so he might truly be a mischief maker of his word.]
Question one, do you own a weapon? If you answered yes feel free to move on to question two, if not then continue to question number three if it pleases you.
[Wait, there's a list? A list and a pregnant pause.]
And by weapon let us define it thusly: an armament used to inflict damage to structures, systems, living creatures. An object you might use in battle, hunting, crime, enforcing the law, etcetera. [Does he have to spell it out? Yes he does.]
Two. Do you have a name for your weapon? If you do feel free to share that information, I'm quite curious. If you do not I feel sorry for your weapon, if you are too shy to confess your embarrassing little secret then allow me to put you at ease: my ancestreal sword is called Laeveteinn. Now you may come out of your shell and reveal your true nerd colors or what have you, you've the agency and support.
[Though anyone who knows their Norse knows that Loki's sword Laeveteinn translates pitifully into "damage twig."]
Three. Are there mythological and/or famous weapons in the world where you come from? Again, feel free to share.
[You are in a safe space, marginally, but what exactly are you driving at, Loki?]
Oh, and finally, but entierly unrelated: is sleep really for the weak?
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[And as if he would allow someone else to fight his battles for him.]
Is there a proper Asgardian custom on how to start? I'd hate to be rude.
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[Even if he doesn't look it.]
Not really, all fights tend to start off very similar in Asgard, except there's usually more drink before the initial- [Loki throws the first punch, it's a spectacular punch, well rehersed, flawless, right at M's face, but there is an expectation that it will be caught.
Loki is taking the initiative, but that doesn't mean he's naive about it.]
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The initial what? Don't tell me you can't chat and fight at the same time?