voice;

[runningstart]

Oh my God!

I love Netflix!

I don't care what else gets invented, time travel, interstellar space stations that can hop galaxies at FTL speeds, unlimited food supplies- all of it pales in comparison to this!

I wasn't gonna go to school anyway [wow maybe don't announce that on an open network genius] but now I can't go, because there's so much I gotta catch up on! Is anyone else watching that one show about the people who got stranded inside a Walmart for days, and then the food started to rot and one of the guys became a cannibal? I love that show!

I'm so happy.

Comments

video;

[larker]

[Someone mentioned television? Aw yeah, Gabriel is unemployed, of course he's been enjoying Netflix.]

Netflix is God's gift to humanity, I'm telling you. Keep up with that series, it gets better.

video;

[runningstart]

No way, it does not.

Does Cammie get out of the housewares section? Wait- no, don't tell me, I wanna find out myself. But she does live, right?

voice;

[fridgeflower]

Oh. You weren't going to go to school at all?

voice;

[runningstart]

Sure wasn't.

Didn't your professor dude show up? How's that going?

voice;

[hoboagogo]

[...he's not watched any, but he works at the youth center. This post is making several things click.]

-Wait, is that where that 'Whatever you do, don't go down the fish aisle' thing came from? Like half the people I work with are referencing that shit constantly.

voice;

[runningstart]

Yeah oh my god that's the best line from that episode. I mean, the whole thing is golden but that part in particular- I was spitting out my food. I don't spit out food.

You should watch it.

voice

[vaccination]

[... she decides to ignore that whole part about a cannibal.]

What's Netflix?

voice

[runningstart]

What?!

Come over to my house immediately.

VIDEO.

[huitzilin]

Waaaaiiiiiiiit—[ she tips her head to the side, thoughtful ]—you mean you've been skipping school?

VIDEO.

[runningstart]

I showed up right when it was about to end so yeah, I skipped that. And I'm not gonna go when it starts back up in...August or September or whenever it starts here.

Because I do not live here. This is not my home.

permavid

[centurybaby]

Well, look who it is. Figures you'd be a fucking Netflix junkie.

permavid

[runningstart]

[he almost considers playing dumb about knowing her but EH.]

If you mean that I have exceptionally good taste and can recognize a brilliant invention when I see one then yes, it does figure.

You should come over and join my Netflix party.

【ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ】

[sensuality]

What the heck is Netflix

is it some sort of VHS or something?

【ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ】

[runningstart]

No, augh. Don't even say VHS on my posts! That acronym isn't even ironically stylish, it's just uncool.

action, roomie

[performance]

[ Dick isn't as good at sudden looming as his mentor, but he does his best. ]

I worry about you, dude. You're a step and a half away from becoming a soap opera-addicted housewife.

action, WHAT UP

[runningstart]

Jeez-! [Wally fumbles the remote before glaring over at Dick. STOP DOING THE NINJA THING.] No I'm not, because I'm too young to be tethered and they don't have a lot of soaps on here anyway.

action : house

[alofts]

[ Levi materializes out from the hallway so quietly it would give the Bat family a run for its money. ]

I suppose this explains why the couch as an ass impression as prominent of a crater.

action

[runningstart]

[Wally almost shouts "Rob" because it's such a Robin thing to do but that is not Dick's voice]

Oh. You. [Trying to cover up the fact that he totally did not jump just now, Wally throws an arm over the back of the couch and gives Levi the stink eye. Look, Levi. It's your favorite housemate who is messy and loud and is always eating all the food.]

For your information, my ass is perfectly sculpted and not even close to crater-sized. In addition to that: I'm going to have some friends over, so if you could make your little gremlin face scarce I'd appreciate it.

[notmymom]

What's a net flicks...and a wall mart?

[The video feed is unfortunately turned the wrong way, so hopefully you enjoy the impression that you're speaking to the ceiling. Connie has figured out where the sound comes from on this box thing and assumes it must be where his ear should go. The mysterious disembodied voice sounds like a teenage boy, by the way. One who isn't as sure about the words wall or cannibal as the rest of the audience seems to be.]

[runningstart]

Netflix is an amazing social construct that allows you to both revel in the ingenuity of human invention and also avoid the crap out of other people. I think Walmart is basically the same thing.

Why am I looking at your ceiling?

[video]

[freetobe]

[ He's not sure if this is an invention he understands very well. It sounds like something Dean might like, which means it's likely to give Castiel a headache. Still... ]

What is a Netflix?

[video]

[runningstart]

It's one of life's miracles, dude. Or it's a gift from god according some other guy. If you're into that.

text

[slingshots]

netflix's ok, you should see what else they come up with

text

[runningstart]

its gonna take some serious inventing to top this thats all im saying

Voice

[fantasykiller]

[Touma feels like he recognizes the teen's voice from somewhere. The only thing his mind could currently remember is an explicable sense of irritation.]

Be careful. Get addicted and you'll wind up transforming into a freeloader. I got one back home who did nothing but eat my food and watch Magical Powered Kanamin all day long.

Voice

[runningstart]

[THIS GUY.]

There's nothing wrong with eating food and watching Magical Powdered Canary or whatever all day long.

Video

[foreshadower]

TV is the greatest thing of traveling to a new world?

[ He almost sounds disappointed. ]

I could think of a few other ways to spend your time.

Video

[runningstart]

Yeah, I bet you could.

[wally how about you try 'i'm sorry for attacking u for no reason']

[Video]

[pacifistaggressive]

Netflix.

[Cue Metalhawk taking out a small piece of paper and writing that down on things he has to look into. Bumblebee started it off and...it's gotten increasingly bigger.]

What is that, exactly?

[Video]

[runningstart]

Oh, hey Hawk. It's a video streaming app that you can put on like anything electronic. Lets you watch movies and TV shows and stuff.

It's awesome.

[taselikeabee]

...Please don't mention this to a guy named Thundercracker.

[runningstart]

Y'know, I'm beginning to notice that you got a lot of friends I'm not allowed to say certain stuff to, dude.

[transuniversal]

You really never watched Netflix before?

[Music buddy what.]

[runningstart]

I didn't have a subscription before! And I didn't know about it. We have similar stuff back home, but nothing this convenient.

I love it. I'm in love with it.