wizzardly: (The flaw in the argument)
Rincewind ([personal profile] wizzardly) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-03-17 12:15 am

video; [3/15, TW for murder most foul]

[Happy Ides, everyone. To celebrate, here's a pale, shaken wizzard on your screen, standing in some nondescript Maurtia Falls allet. If the pallor of his skin makes him look a person who may be ill, that's probably because he is. Or at least was. Barely thirty seconds ago, violently, behind a trash can.]

Once, just once I'd like to go a month without - without the streets flooding with ghosts, or being in ridiculous brawls in bars with bears, or being kidnapped, or - or -

[Rincewind breaks off with a pained, miserable expression, glancing back over his shoulder. As he does so, the video shifts enough to show a dumpster with its lid open, a bag of trash abandoned outside it. The angle makes it impossible to see inside.]

...There's a body in there. Two, er, halves of one. Someone's, um...

[Rincewind swallows thickly, fighting another wave of nausea.]

I don't think she's an imPort. ...Was. Gods.

Look - someone come deal with this, will you? That's what you heroes are meant to do, right? So one of you needs to bloody well get out here. I'm not - I can't - this isn't my responsibility.
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[personal profile] baetiful 2017-04-01 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
But staying makes you the primary suspect. Don't you tend to avoid responsibility and conflict and authority figures all together where you can?
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[personal profile] baetiful 2017-04-05 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
So when is our first date?
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[personal profile] baetiful 2017-04-09 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you aren't implying you climbed in there with that thing.
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[personal profile] baetiful 2017-04-16 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I'm certain the smell of corpse won't be clinging to your clothing. Unless the Luggage rubbed it all against your legs.