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[immigrantpunk]

ok so question

say you just got here

and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all

but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN

like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here

its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it

like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????

yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one

any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family

also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes

maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right

good luck with that, im sure

ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to

DOSVEDANYA BITCHES

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Yeah, but what are your thoughts on Anastasia?

The movie with the annoying evil bat, not the historical figure.

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[immigrantpunk]

oh god don't remind me

i mean its cute for kids but its lying to them about what really happened

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[selfequipped]

Well, obviously it's lying. No one expects Les Miserables to completely tell the truth, either.

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[immigrantpunk]

wait is that the one where the guy wears a mask

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[selfequipped]

No, 24601.

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[immigrantpunk]

90210?

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[selfequipped]

You know bad 90s TV, but you don't know Les Mis?

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[immigrantpunk]

hey don't knock bad 90s tv, it helped me learn english

and you're not giving me much to go on with random strings of numbers here

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[selfequipped]

Find a copy of Les Mis and get back to me.

text. - is that a riding crop or are you just happy to see him

[immigrantpunk]

cmon, you haven't lived til you've seen a russian kid quote saved by the bell

which my mom probably still has video of me doing actually

hold on i thought this was a musical or something

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[selfequipped]

I should take you up on that.

But you can get a copy of musicals, you know.

Re: text. - amazing

[immigrantpunk]

hang on, let me open a wormhole so i can take you back to my dimension and show you

is it on dvd

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[selfequipped]

Did you kill your accent?

And I'd bet on it. It's probably even free at the library.

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[immigrantpunk]

oh yeah, i americanized hard

i can still do one but i don't remember any saved by the bell anymore

wait why am i going to the library to find a musical on dvd again

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[selfequipped]

Education?

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[immigrantpunk]

what am i supposed to learn exactly

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[selfequipped]

Culture. Music.

Though I actually recommend beginning with Bach on the music end of things.

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[immigrantpunk]

youre calling me uncultured aren't you

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[selfequipped]

Well, if you're being sensitive about it.

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[immigrantpunk]

i have plenty of culture

its just not the kind that involves musicals

i'd pick rachmaninoff over bach btw

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[selfequipped]

I can't imagine why you're biased at all.

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[immigrantpunk]

my dad was a fan ok

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[selfequipped]

I didn't say it was bad to think for yourself.

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[immigrantpunk]

as long as i watch les mis

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[selfequipped]

At no point did I say "you MUST watch Les Mis."