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[immigrantpunk]

ok so question

say you just got here

and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all

but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN

like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here

its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it

like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????

yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one

any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family

also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes

maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right

good luck with that, im sure

ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to

DOSVEDANYA BITCHES

Comments

[immigrantpunk]

EVERYTHING

particularly your teachery jokes

[They are PRETTY lame sorry 2 say]

[infomodder]

[OH NO]

"An abstract noun," said the English teacher, "is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?"
"Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father’s new car."

[immigrantpunk]

[oKAY YOU GOT HIM, HE LAUGHED]

that is impressive that you just had that one ready to roll out

so your an english teacher

SORRY *you're

[His other strange parental figure corrected him on his grammar earlier.]

[infomodder]

[Good.]

No, I taught at the FBI.
But I do like for my students to have a good grasp on English.
Makes it easier to read papers when they do.
Outside of that, I don't really care so much.
Your okay.

[immigrantpunk]

wait what

what did you teach them, to catch gangsters

or terrorists

or serial killers

or aliens

what else does the fbi do, i'm not sure

[infomodder]

Serial killers.
I never quite got along with the head of the alien-chasing department.
Not my bag.

[immigrantpunk]

no for real you taught people to catch serial killers?????

how many do you have to catch to get a job like that???

[infomodder]

Totally for real.
Enough for them to know you know what you're doing and can pass it along.

[Enough to get really tired of being out in the field and go crawling to the classroom because it sucks too much out there.]

[immigrantpunk]

so how do you do it, how do you catch them

[infomodder]

[whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Utilizing knowledge and skills I've gained through years of experience and applying them as need arises. Every killer is different. I'm always learning something new to help catch the next one. It's not something that just happens. You have to work for it.

[Or you can infomod.

It's infomodding.]

[immigrantpunk]

ok that doesn't actually tell me anything

what was the weirdest case you cracked?

[infomodder]

[He'd been waiting for that question.

The worst one of all.]

It tells you that I can't tell you because it took me a long time to get where I got. You don't pass that on in one conversation. Had to get a degree to help with that, that doesn't get passed on easily, either.
No.

[immigrantpunk]

ok ok you don't like to talk about work, i get it

[infomodder]

Bingo.
You get it.
Try not to forget it.

[C:]

[immigrantpunk]

do you still do that here or has the government given you another job?

[infomodder]

I own a bait shop here.
Much nicer.
Less messy.

[immigrantpunk]

like fishing bait?

[That's kind of super disappointing mr. serial killer expert.]

[infomodder]

[He's kind of super disappointing, welcome to the club.]

Exactly like that.
Got a whole room of maggots and worms and crickets, etc.

[immigrantpunk]

........i'm not sure how to feel about this

[infomodder]

I can't tell you how to feel about it.
Personally, I feel pretty great about it.

[immigrantpunk]

you're a little strange huh

i mean that in the nicest way possible

[infomodder]

["little"
"little strange"
aw, that's sweet]

Rather be fishing than doing my job, get a job here involving fishing, take it immediately. Nothing strange doing what you enjoy.

[immigrantpunk]

ok i see your point

well good luck i guess

[infomodder]

Thanks.
I guess.

[immigrantpunk]

peace

[BYE]