Jayden Zharkov (
immigrantpunk) wrote in
maskormenace2014-07-04 10:06 pm
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Entry tags:
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † ashraf salib | n/a,
- † jenny quantum | eclipse,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † kotetsu t. kaburagi | wild tiger,
- † mitchell hundred | the great machine,
- † nill | n/a,
- † noh-varr | n/a,
- † the (eleventh) doctor | john smith,
- † will graham | wolf trap,
- † yuri petrov | lunatic
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ok so question
say you just got here
and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all
but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN
like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here
its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it
like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????
yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION
anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one
any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family
also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes
maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right
good luck with that, im sure
ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to
DOSVEDANYA BITCHES
say you just got here
and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all
but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN
like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here
its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it
like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????
yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION
anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one
any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family
also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes
maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right
good luck with that, im sure
ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to
DOSVEDANYA BITCHES
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particularly your teachery jokes
[They are PRETTY lame sorry 2 say]
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"An abstract noun," said the English teacher, "is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?"
"Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father’s new car."
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that is impressive that you just had that one ready to roll out
so your an english teacher
SORRY *you're
[His other strange parental figure corrected him on his grammar earlier.]
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No, I taught at the FBI.
But I do like for my students to have a good grasp on English.
Makes it easier to read papers when they do.
Outside of that, I don't really care so much.
Your okay.
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what did you teach them, to catch gangsters
or terrorists
or serial killers
or aliens
what else does the fbi do, i'm not sure
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I never quite got along with the head of the alien-chasing department.
Not my bag.
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how many do you have to catch to get a job like that???
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Enough for them to know you know what you're doing and can pass it along.
[Enough to get really tired of being out in the field and go crawling to the classroom because it sucks too much out there.]
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Utilizing knowledge and skills I've gained through years of experience and applying them as need arises. Every killer is different. I'm always learning something new to help catch the next one. It's not something that just happens. You have to work for it.
[Or you can infomod.
It's infomodding.]
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what was the weirdest case you cracked?
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The worst one of all.]
It tells you that I can't tell you because it took me a long time to get where I got. You don't pass that on in one conversation. Had to get a degree to help with that, that doesn't get passed on easily, either.
No.
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You get it.
Try not to forget it.
[C:]
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Much nicer.
Less messy.
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[That's kind of super disappointing mr. serial killer expert.]
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Exactly like that.
Got a whole room of maggots and worms and crickets, etc.
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Personally, I feel pretty great about it.
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i mean that in the nicest way possible
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"little strange"
aw, that's sweet]
Rather be fishing than doing my job, get a job here involving fishing, take it immediately. Nothing strange doing what you enjoy.
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well good luck i guess
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I guess.
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[BYE]