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Jayden Zharkov ([personal profile] immigrantpunk) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-07-04 10:06 pm

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ok so question

say you just got here

and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all

but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN

like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here

its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it

like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????

yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one

any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family

also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes

maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right

good luck with that, im sure

ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to

DOSVEDANYA BITCHES
infomodder: that's now in my hands you really need some divine intervention (god bless your sweet soul)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-08 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[OH NO]

"An abstract noun," said the English teacher, "is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?"
"Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father’s new car."
Edited 2014-07-08 02:39 (UTC)
infomodder: and clip their tiny wings (pulling out their fragile teeth)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-08 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Good.]

No, I taught at the FBI.
But I do like for my students to have a good grasp on English.
Makes it easier to read papers when they do.
Outside of that, I don't really care so much.
Your okay.
infomodder: finger-lickin' good (straight out of the deli)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-08 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Serial killers.
I never quite got along with the head of the alien-chasing department.
Not my bag.
infomodder: don't you wanna hang out (killing your dad felt super good)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-08 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Totally for real.
Enough for them to know you know what you're doing and can pass it along.


[Enough to get really tired of being out in the field and go crawling to the classroom because it sucks too much out there.]
infomodder: tmw will graham feels sorry for how delusional you are. just die. just give up and die. (wat)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-08 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Utilizing knowledge and skills I've gained through years of experience and applying them as need arises. Every killer is different. I'm always learning something new to help catch the next one. It's not something that just happens. You have to work for it.

[Or you can infomod.

It's infomodding.
]
infomodder: when will graham met hannibal lecter, the last joy had gone from him (overjoyed)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-08 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd been waiting for that question.

The worst one of all.
]

It tells you that I can't tell you because it took me a long time to get where I got. You don't pass that on in one conversation. Had to get a degree to help with that, that doesn't get passed on easily, either.
No.
infomodder: spoilers: he's not really smiling because he has nothing to smile about (C:)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-08 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Bingo.
You get it.
Try not to forget it.


[C:]
infomodder: wait this is liver there are no bones writing you up on yelp asap (think i got a bone stuck in my teeth)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-08 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
I own a bait shop here.
Much nicer.
Less messy.
infomodder: you must be new (letting people down is my thing baby)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-09 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's kind of super disappointing, welcome to the club.]

Exactly like that.
Got a whole room of maggots and worms and crickets, etc.
infomodder: bet you were expecting daddy issues weren't you ohhhh snap (so my mom left me when i was a baby)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-10 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I can't tell you how to feel about it.
Personally, I feel pretty great about it.
infomodder: i want murder bonding time with abigail too i have needs like any other man (my husband never invites me anywhere)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-12 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
["little"
"little strange"
aw, that's sweet
]

Rather be fishing than doing my job, get a job here involving fishing, take it immediately. Nothing strange doing what you enjoy.
infomodder: IF YOU'LL FEAST ON MINE (oh my god i can't even say i care)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-15 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.
I guess.