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[immigrantpunk]

ok so question

say you just got here

and everyones all oooohh ahhhhh superheroes and that's cool and all

but you're a) not a superhero and b) FUCKING RUSSIAN

like srsly my blood is at least part vodka thats how russian we're talking here

its kinda weird to drag me to a little room and say you want me to fight the soviets isn't it

like hey just go fight your own people because we say so and also you have powers now????

yeah ok thanks for fucking with my dna i guess WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

anyways none of that was actually a question, oops so here's one

any other russkies out there????? if not thats cool but plz don't look at me like i'm coming for your family

also how do you know if that file that tells you your power isnt bs because i'm looking at it like wtf who considers this a power, can't i have something cool like shooting lasers out of my eyes

maybe theres some mistake??? hahaha that'd mean they'd have to send me home tho right

good luck with that, im sure

ok im out, i have some kind of boat cruise to go to

DOSVEDANYA BITCHES

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[immigrantpunk]

whoa bro spellcheck is your friend

[DON'T WORRY Jayden will help!!]

[highhealplz]

u can spell! shoot i mean i. i can spell. u and i are RIGHT next to each othre whose idae wa sthat?

[immigrantpunk]

some bastard

[highhealplz]

apparentyl
so! whats this power yuo ahve? it cant be THAT bad

[immigrantpunk]

people generally agree that it is

i'm supposed to be able to sense danger

[highhealplz]

but thats usful! you dont think so?

[immigrantpunk]

i like to think i'm not an idiot and can tell when a situation is dangerous

[highhealplz]

but what about wnen you cant?? its nto always apparent

[immigrantpunk]

then it would be like i had a bad batch of weed i guess

[highhealplz]

wait weed?

[immigrantpunk]

[...]

hypothetically

[highhealplz]

no no thay was as in whayts weed?

[immigrantpunk]

wait you don't know what weed is?

[This has to be a trick, right?]

[highhealplz]

unless you maen what you puull out ofa garden! but i'''ll assume you dont

[immigrantpunk]

you know, marijuana? pot? ganja? mary jane?

[highhealplz]

hmmmmmm no wait! i ythink i know what yo u mean do tehy also call it reefer?

[immigrantpunk]

yeah there's like a thousand names for it. you smoke it and you feel reeeeeal good

[...]

so i hear

[highhealplz]

oh thats right it IS ilegall isnt it

[immigrantpunk]

only because the republicans are a bunch of hardasses

[highhealplz]

well! i wotn tell if you dont

[immigrantpunk]

sweet, thanks

i'm jayden btw... i think we live in the same house

[highhealplz]

oh really! im ashraf but it looks leik you rpobably knew that. welcom eto the neighborhodo!

[immigrantpunk]

thanks

we gotta work on the texting tho man

[highhealplz]

ehhhhhhhh you can still readi t right?

[immigrantpunk]

barely

i'm obv not a stickler but it's tough to read