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[thevictoriandetective]

Criminals. I need criminals.

[A pause as his brain is working too fast for his mouth to catch up.]

I need to know any ImPorts who have a criminal history, recent or otherwise. Anyone who's had a history of violence, and/or theft.

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[slightlyoffchilt]

This has got to be the best Network ad I've ever witnessed.

[thevictoriandetective]

I doubt it.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Do not sell yourself short. You have quite the... Delivery.

[thevictoriandetective]

Thanks.

[It's a suspicious thanks, but Sherlock loved flattery, and succumbed to it quickly.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

So, hypothetically, if you had these criminal histories in hand, would a little reconnaissance be in order?

[thevictoriandetective]

Yes, in a way. I'm interested in one criminal in particular.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I see. [Sometimes the profiler was more interesting than the profiled.] What was the crime specifically committed? If I may?

[thevictoriandetective]

[Sherlock texts an excerpt from the Majority Report:]

"Police in Maurtia Falls have reported the death of Sally Cunliffe, 68. A respected local business owner, Ms. Sally Cunliffe reportedly transferred a large sum of money from her account just prior to her death. The official coroner report indicates that her death was due to a heart attack. Police are not treating the death as suspicious. That being said, authorities would like the recipient of Ms. Cunliffe's funds to come forward to answer a few routine questions, as they have so far been unable to trace them."

[slightlyoffchilt]

A murderer. You suspect foul play.

Oh, murderers are the most delightful.