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[thevictoriandetective]

Criminals. I need criminals.

[A pause as his brain is working too fast for his mouth to catch up.]

I need to know any ImPorts who have a criminal history, recent or otherwise. Anyone who's had a history of violence, and/or theft.

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[devoutish]

What exactly are you doing here, mate?

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[thevictoriandetective]

What's it look like I'm doing?

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[disguarded]

I guess you could say I'm an imPort with a history of theft... and maybe violence too.

[Is it bad that she seems a little unsure about that last part??]

Why do you ask?

[thevictoriandetective]

I ask because I want to know.

How's your current financial situation?

[hellosirs]

Sir, couldn't you check the police records? I doubt many people are going to come forward with that sort of information, especially not in public.

[thevictoriandetective]

The police are idiots and keep horrible records. I prefer to ask my own questions. Plus people are gossipy by nature. The perpetrators may not answer, but their enemies may.

Do try to keep up. I know your age is a hindrance.

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[h2no]

Ey, kid, don't listen to this guy. Ya got the right idea!

[he leans in conspiratorially.]

I've seen this guy at work. Between you an' me, I don't think he could deduce his way out of a wet paper bag.

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[generalgrievous]

Why are you gathering this information?

[thevictoriandetective]

Because I want to.

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[mathemagier]

To what purpose?

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[thevictoriandetective]

The purpose of compiling this information and using it for something.

[slightlyoffchilt]

This has got to be the best Network ad I've ever witnessed.

[thevictoriandetective]

I doubt it.

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[notgneiss]

I've murdered a human or ninety.

[probably more. she doesn't fully remember.]

What does it want?

[thevictoriandetective]

[WELL.]

Murdered anyone lately?

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[reexamined]

It depends on how big a theft you consider criminal.

[thevictoriandetective]

Theivery in general as a personality trait, is what I'm looking for.

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[drivesadesk]

Wow, fascinating. Is this a new style of detective work? Just ask people if they've committed a crime and see who turns themselves in?

[thevictoriandetective]

Their enemies might. You'd be surprised at the amount of revenge-minded individuals out there.

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[notyourfathersosborn]

I don't think many people are just going to come out and incriminate themselves.

[thevictoriandetective]

You'd be surprised.

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[23wishes]

Don't you think this is pretty naive? Not everyone is going to confess right to you.

[thevictoriandetective]

I'm not actually looking for confessions.

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[forcer]

[ A history of violence, you say? Kylo certainly fits that bill, though he hasn't had too many violent outbursts since his arrival last month. Give him time. ]

What purpose do you have with violent criminals?

[thevictoriandetective]

I'm conducting an investigation and I need information.

[morethan084]

Well I was going to say: do you really think anyone would out themselves. But, apparently they did.

Are you planning to make some sort of hit list?

[She doubted it, but what the hell was he asking this for?]

[thevictoriandetective]

Exactly.

And no. Not right now, anyway.

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[dirtyredneck]

Figure out who you're looking for yet?

/jumps in here

[acclimatized]

Not yet. But as you can probably tell, we definitely found out she was murdered.

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[aberranthubris]

Are you trying to set a pattern?

[thevictoriandetective]

I'm just looking for information. That's all.

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[am_i_a_monster]

Do you really expect people to admit to their histories?

[thevictoriandetective]

No, but their enemies might.