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[thevictoriandetective]

Criminals. I need criminals.

[A pause as his brain is working too fast for his mouth to catch up.]

I need to know any ImPorts who have a criminal history, recent or otherwise. Anyone who's had a history of violence, and/or theft.

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[thevictoriandetective]

[A sound of utter offendedness.]

My methods work, you little farce!

[hellosirs]

I'm as much of a detective as you are! I'd think a fellow professional would be open to constructive criticism.

[ Getting in some passive-aggressive digs, here! ]

[thevictoriandetective]

I...um...

[After what transpires between him and John Watson below, Sherlock is forced to make an apology.]

I've been informed that what I've been saying is Not Good and I--

[Thsi is painful.]

I apologize.

[hellosirs]

Oh! Uhm... thank you, sir, I appreciate that. It really wasn't necessary though, I don't care if you act like a big jerk.

[thevictoriandetective]

[...Seriously, John.]

Neither do I.

[Now that could mean either he was the big jerk, or Angus was. A smirk as he figured he got away with that one.]

[hellosirs]

[Angus just continues speaking, as if Sherlock hadn't said anything. ]

I mean, your opinion doesn't really matter to me, and having your dad make you apologize was probably embarrassing enough to act as a deterrent towards future rudeness.

[thevictoriandetective]

[Sherlock chokes. He literally can't speak.]

Wh--what--

--my dad!?

[acclimatized]

Thanks, now I feel ancient.

[ john has the tone of a man who has given up completely. ]

[acclimatized]

Sherlock.

[thevictoriandetective]

...not good?

[acclimatized]

Not good. I know we usually act like a couple of prats, but he's actually a kid, so just... rein it in at little bit. Play nice.

[thevictoriandetective]

He's the one being a prat.

[Says the big kid.]

[acclimatized]

You started it. Don't make me confiscate your communicator.

[thevictoriandetective]

I need my communicator!

[So unfair, John.]

[acclimatized]

I'll give you one minute. Apologize or I'll take it away.

[thevictoriandetective]

You're being needlessly cruel.

[acclimatized]

Fifty seconds.

[thevictoriandetective]

John.

[You're not serious. Right?]

[acclimatized]

Forty-five. Just two little words, that's all it takes.

[thevictoriandetective]

This is childish.

[acclimatized]

You're being childish.

[thevictoriandetective]

Don't be ridiculous. I am the least childish person here!

[A pause.]

Okay, maybe not the least. [Maybe nowhere near the least.]

[acclimatized]

Stiiiiiill not an apology. Better hurry, you have thirty seconds left.

[thevictoriandetective]

I really don't see why I have to.

[acclimatized]

Because you're being a dick. You know, I didn't think people with the massive intellect thing could talk to each other before Angus came along. I thought it was like Siamese fighting fish. High levels of aggression and all that.

[ he consults his watch. ]

Time's almost up.