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[thevictoriandetective]

Criminals. I need criminals.

[A pause as his brain is working too fast for his mouth to catch up.]

I need to know any ImPorts who have a criminal history, recent or otherwise. Anyone who's had a history of violence, and/or theft.

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[devoutish]

Nothing that's very subtle. I'd call this a stupid move, but-- look at that, you actually are getting people telling you about their misdeeds. Touché.

[thevictoriandetective]

[...thanks!?]

You'd be surprised what 'stupid moves' can uncover.

[devoutish]

You're gonna run into resistance when you tell them to lock themselves into handcuffs and walk to the police station, I expect. But it was a good attempt, eh?

[thevictoriandetective]

I'm looking for one specific person in particular, actually. I don't care about the others. How boring of a criminal would that be if they just turned themselves in? I'd be disappointed.

[devoutish]

Then this is a waste of time, isn't it?

[thevictoriandetective]

Not yet, it isn't.

[devoutish]

Fucking ridiculous.

[thevictoriandetective]

Maybe, but we'll see.