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[beautiful_monster]

[After a series of texts early that day, Yuri spent the rest of his morning trying valiantly to figure out how to hide his name from the network. There was a very serious matter he needed to ask about, and he didn't want to think of the consequences he'd face if anyone knew he was the one asking.]

What the hell are you supposed to do on a date? A first date if that matters. Something like that has to be special, doesn't it? So...what do people expect? Do you have to dress up? How do you know who pays for everything?

I really don't know anything about this junk so I'll take any advice people have got.

[Viktor would never let him hear the end of this if he knew.]

Comments

[gentrify]

holy fuck oh no not the drugs
yes fucking drugs, christ, smoke a joint, fucking live a little
pull on ur big boy pants and have an entire goddamn teaspoon of liquor
dinner + a movie is overdone like vanilla missionary w lights off is
idefk how u ppl get ur blood pumping w bullshit like that
at the v least, dine & ditch

[ so much is wrong with him, there isn't enough time to list it. ]

[beautiful_monster]

I don't need drugs to live my goddamn life, and there's no way I'm stealing from anyone.

It's fucking pathetic if you can't have a good time without bullshit like that.

[Thankfully Yuri is too firm in his convictions to give any of this advice a second thought.]

[gentrify]

u wanna talk abt pathetic
i aint the 1 anon txting for 1st date advice like a preteen, strawberry shortcake
but hey u have fun holding hands & dressing up like model citizens & leavign room 4 jesus
im sure itll b a blast

[beautiful_monster]

holy shit there's nothing pathetic in asking about something you don't know about.

How the fuck do you think people learn?

Fuck off, asshole.

[gentrify]

u gonna ask us abt how 2 get ur cherry popped next?
for a class on how 2 give a half decent handy?
learn by experience holy crap that whole concept were u just live and learn?