beautiful_monster: (it's not like I like you or anything >[)
Yuri "Yurio" Plisetsky (Юрий Плисецкий) ([personal profile] beautiful_monster) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-07-05 05:30 pm

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[After a series of texts early that day, Yuri spent the rest of his morning trying valiantly to figure out how to hide his name from the network. There was a very serious matter he needed to ask about, and he didn't want to think of the consequences he'd face if anyone knew he was the one asking.]

What the hell are you supposed to do on a date? A first date if that matters. Something like that has to be special, doesn't it? So...what do people expect? Do you have to dress up? How do you know who pays for everything?

I really don't know anything about this junk so I'll take any advice people have got.


[Viktor would never let him hear the end of this if he knew.]
faithfulson: (You gotta be kidding)

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[personal profile] faithfulson 2017-07-06 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ YOU THINK?! ]

I think you just mastered the fine art of understatement.

You may be more powerful than any Jedi in history.


[ Be proud of him, Han; he's got gentle sarcasm down himself. ]
carbonfrozen: (and i'm so far from my home)

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[personal profile] carbonfrozen 2017-07-06 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
great

wait does this mean I get my very own lightsaber now

because honestly I'll stick with the gun
faithfulson: (Sure if you say so)

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[personal profile] faithfulson 2017-07-06 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
No way.

I don't even have my lightsaber yet.
carbonfrozen: (retrieved for a bounty)

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[personal profile] carbonfrozen 2017-07-07 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
that sucks

I'll see if I can't find you a weapon in the meantime while your lightsaber is out of commission
faithfulson: (Sure if you say so)

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[personal profile] faithfulson 2017-07-07 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
That'd be great honestly.

I'm not exactly running out to get in trouble, but I feel weird without a weapon.
carbonfrozen: (oh mama i can hear you a-cryin')

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[personal profile] carbonfrozen 2017-07-07 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
knowing our luck trouble's gonna find us
faithfulson: (This makes no sense)

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[personal profile] faithfulson 2017-07-07 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
That is usually what happens, yeah.