4. Detention (no puns allowed)

[continuousgroaning]

the school year's barely begun and i've already landed in detention

i mean it is kinda my fault and at least the guidance counselor here is better than Mr. Frond was

[some time later, she adds:]

And i just got 2 days tacked on for being caught on my device

so I guess my point is I'm full of all this frustration and aggression & I'm not used to feeling this way so how do i try and burn it off?

Comments

[tropism]

Do you have any powers at all? Either from home or since arriving here ...

[continuousgroaning]

I got two here. I can become intangible, and anything i cook ends up tasting like a gourmet meal. boring but practical

[tropism]

The latter makes you a superstar. As for 'intangible', what does that mean? I'm imagining a doll comin apart the seams, but I'm morbid.

[continuousgroaning]

everyone thinks so! I'm cooking for a few different people and teaching some others to do it for themselves.

intangible means i can pass through solid objects. I can walk through walls and stuff

[tropism]

That's amazing. Whenever you're free, I'd like to join you. I'm a decent cook, but I'm always looking to improve, especially now that I'm living by myself.

And that's a cool power, though frightening. Have you ever been buried in between objects before or do you have full control?

[continuousgroaning]

Get ready to make burgers with punny names as a starting point!!

I've had full control so far but I can't keep it going for very long so I try to avoid places where I could get stuck