4. Detention (no puns allowed)

[continuousgroaning]

the school year's barely begun and i've already landed in detention

i mean it is kinda my fault and at least the guidance counselor here is better than Mr. Frond was

[some time later, she adds:]

And i just got 2 days tacked on for being caught on my device

so I guess my point is I'm full of all this frustration and aggression & I'm not used to feeling this way so how do i try and burn it off?

Comments

[hellosirs]

This sounds like a pretty harrowing experience for everybody involved.

[continuousgroaning]

You'll get used to it. And, hey, everyone reacts to puberty differently. So maybe you won't feel the urge to peek into locker rooms at all.

[hellosirs]

I really, really hope not. I don't want to get detention. Or, um, whatever counts as detention if you don't go to school.

[continuousgroaning]

Well, uh, I guess if you don't go to school you can't really get detention... and you won't get in trouble if you don't get caught. So that's the solution.