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[This is just a list of bookstores in De Chima and how to get to every one of them, because Han might sympathize with Darth Vader's plight on this, but he's not going to make it easy for him to find what he wants.

Attached is a note:] don't screw it up

[The list will be saved and used! He doesn't actively seek to screw up, though it might seem that way at times.]

I'll try.

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[This is the most entertainment he's had in awhile, it just keeps getting better.]

I'm sure most bookstores would have parenting books that could be helpful.

[Well he does exist for entertainment! All Sith Lords are secretly clowns and comedians, didn't you know?]

Any suggestions, General? Not that you have any experience in this arena.

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Most people don't have the experience. How could they? [ Vaguely wise-assey though that may sound, his tone is neutral. ] What happened, you knock somebody up?

Well it's pretty simple. You see, when a man loves a woman - [Anakin, no.] I did. My wife.

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[ ...dad?! Luke wanted to smack his forehead; did all Skywalkers have a moment of embarrassing at least once a month? It would explain so much if that were the case. ]

Do you really think that's going to help?

[Forehead smacking will not make the problem that is your father go away. He has a special talent of creating his own problems and his own embarrassing situations frequently.]

If I start at the beginning, maybe I can make some headway.

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For how old a child?

And... there may be classes to help. Books are... hit and miss on this kind of thing.

Uh...late twenties? Early thirties? I'm not exactly sure.

I'll take classes if I have to, but this seems like a...one of a kind problem.

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People have kids here?

Uh, Finn, I think I need to fill you in on some missing gaps in your history...

That's Anakin Skywalker.

As in, Darth Vader.

As in, Luke and Leia's dad and the reason Leia lost her place as a Senator in the New Republic. So uh - no. No they don't.

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Is that so shocking?

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[Ho boy. Poe is pretty sure this going to go badly, but he made Luke a promise, dammit.]

Pretty sure at this point you just need to talk to them.

They aren't kids any more, and reading parenting books is only going to make them feel like you're trying to get back to a childhood they've left a long way behind them.

[Luke is charming, isn't he. Anakin knows all about that.]

What if they don't want to talk? What if all they want to do is fire blasters at me?

Reading the books will help me understand them from...their past. I need to look at them as a father.

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There's a bookstore in De Chima with a whole section on parenting.

Didn't realize people started families here. Congratulations?

I'll check it out.

I started it before I came here, but thanks?

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Parents usually screw things up.

Just try not to screw it up too badly.

That's comforting.

Therein lies the problem. I'm afraid I have.

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just being around is too fucking hard for some parents. can't be hard to do better.

Being around might be the last thing my kids want in my future. I'm not exactly prime father material.

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well, so is not killing goddamned everyone for some kids, so we're about square.

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Might have better luck at a book store than here.

[So helpful.]

Thanks. I was more looking for suggestions.

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[ first of all: what the fuck. second, isn't her mom basically the darth vader of their world? what would she say to him? ]

That you give a shit enough to want to try with your kid(s) [ almost forgot to make the plural optional, whoops. she's not supposed to know he has twins, right? ] is a good start. That matters more than you realize.

[ ugh too close to home, abort. ]

Plus, I'm pretty sure that parenting books are 90% bullshit anyway.

[You're an amazing person and we should team up and change the world/galaxy/universe?]

I guess. [The bar has been set very low.] It might matter in normal circumstances, but none of this is normal.

Are they really?

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