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[ Freddie....sounds way too smug about herself. ]

I'm afraid that Dog Fancy will lose a devoted columnist, because I've decided to take up what I'm best at. Tattlecrime: Heropa is now up and running. It...is admittedly a little bare bones at the moment, mostly because Heropa tends to be obnoxiously squeaky clean compared to Baltimore.

I've been thinking about branching out to Nonah, De Chima, and Maurita Falls as well. Thoughts?

[ she sighs, obviously sort of 'whatever' ] Anyway, check it out. I'm sure a few of you will find some stories very interesting.

[ and then she inserts a link to the Tattlecrime homepage. Unfortunately, thanks to a certain hacker who was inspired by a certain bait shop owner...the font of the entire web page has turned to comic sans. Freddie doesn't realize this until the web page is live for at least a few minutes. Then, she quickly edits this in text: ]

We're sorry, Tattlecrime: Heropa is currently experiencing technical difficulties.

on another note anybody good at web editing?

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Oh my god.

You know --

[Wait. He immediately makes this private.]

You know he's here, don't you?

Oh, I know he's here. [ said tensely. This is obviously a point of annoyance. ] I saw his post Chilton, what do you expect me to do about it?

Oh, I don't know, maybe not advertise the very news source that you -- that we both -- utilized to irk him?

Do you really expect me to work at Dog Fancy all my life? I'm good at these sort of articles, I'm not good at writing about people's pampered poodles!

I know, Freddie, I know. It's just -- [A brief exhale.] The timing has a lot to be desired, doesn't it? I am concerned by these turn of events.

I had the website ready before he arrived. Besides- [ and there's a small pause here ] I already quit Dog Fancy.

You -- oh. [A beat. He at least tries for an upbeat tone:] Well, let no one ever accuse you of lacking impulse. Or -- I suppose "spunk" is more charming in its turn of phrase? Spunk. You're spunky.

Regardless. Is there some sort of... Security you can invest in? [He's already accepted that Tattlecrime is not going to vanish.] Just to be cautious.

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I'll take that as a compliment. [ and even then it's kind of creepy. ]

And by security...do you mean I should invest in a bodyguard? Or, is this more along the lines of 'tell my housemates I might have a potential serial killer after me'?

Ideally a bodyguard. How trustworthy are your housemates? Can you be certain that none of them would attempt to meet with Hannibal Lecter for some bravado-born reason?

I don't trust any of them, but we both know that trust isn't exactly one of my strongest points.

What about you, though? After all, it's no secret that you're a psychiatrist here--and God only knows what this place stuck Hannibal Lecter with as a job to begin with.

I have a security system in place. [His voice gets softer when he says that.] Abel Gideon isn't the only one with protective friends.

[A little too much show of his hand, perhaps. But he doesn't know the extent of Freddie's endeavors with Danger.]

Your implicit concern is, however, noted.

[Somewhere in a coffee shop in Heropa, Skye chuckles to herself reading the network post.

... Then she tries to give Tattlecrime a sparkly galaxy background like those seen on 90s webpages of old. And autoplay music.]

Edited 2014-07-13 05:34 (UTC)

Tattlecrime makes it sound like a pretty bad gossip feed, you know that, right?

[ An 8 bit version of a Spice Girls song stars playing in the background. Freddie considers popping a Valium. ]

...a gossip magazine?

What a waste of time.

[ spoilers: it IS a pretty bad gossip feed. ]

I used the name at home, why not use it here?

[ They went shopping. That's their endeavors. ]

I suppose that's the nice way of saying 'make stronger friends.'

It's a crime expose magazine, not a gossip rag.

Ah, marginally more useful then.

[Jayden has managed to see that video of Edgworth and Roy with the Soviet suspect, even though the 90s-tastic theme has hurt his eyes. He's also been warned about this lady by Skye. He knows he shouldn't get antagonistic with someone living in his own house, but...]

i'm guessing you don't speak russian

[Oh this is hilariously terrible, and Gabriel loves it. This is the guy who sits and reads the National Enquirer for kicks and ideas.]

You gonna be doing a subscribers thing? Seriously, this is great, how often will it be coming out? Your font is terrible though, might want to fix that.

[SHOCKING ENDEAVORS!!]

Well. [A brief chuckle.] Yes, actually, given how knitted this community seems to be, I would advise finding a tolerable imPort who's blessed with a useful power.

In fact, isn't there someone named "Power Girl"? I swear I've seen that moniker around.

I can assist you, Ms. Lounds.
But in return, there is something I wish to discuss with you.

Edited 2014-07-13 17:33 (UTC)

["Did you get brought in only to find that a convicted serial killer from your world was already in Heropa?"

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What's with the mechanical shark?

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