voice then text

[redhairring]

[ Freddie....sounds way too smug about herself. ]

I'm afraid that Dog Fancy will lose a devoted columnist, because I've decided to take up what I'm best at. Tattlecrime: Heropa is now up and running. It...is admittedly a little bare bones at the moment, mostly because Heropa tends to be obnoxiously squeaky clean compared to Baltimore.

I've been thinking about branching out to Nonah, De Chima, and Maurita Falls as well. Thoughts?

[ she sighs, obviously sort of 'whatever' ] Anyway, check it out. I'm sure a few of you will find some stories very interesting.

[ and then she inserts a link to the Tattlecrime homepage. Unfortunately, thanks to a certain hacker who was inspired by a certain bait shop owner...the font of the entire web page has turned to comic sans. Freddie doesn't realize this until the web page is live for at least a few minutes. Then, she quickly edits this in text: ]

We're sorry, Tattlecrime: Heropa is currently experiencing technical difficulties.

on another note anybody good at web editing?

Comments

voice; 1/2

[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh my god.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You know --

[Wait. He immediately makes this private.]

You know he's here, don't you?

[NOT HERE]

[hackitude]

[Somewhere in a coffee shop in Heropa, Skye chuckles to herself reading the network post.

... Then she tries to give Tattlecrime a sparkly galaxy background like those seen on 90s webpages of old. And autoplay music.]

[NOT HERE DITTO]

[redhairring]

[ An 8 bit version of a Spice Girls song stars playing in the background. Freddie considers popping a Valium. ]

Voice

[biotically]

Tattlecrime makes it sound like a pretty bad gossip feed, you know that, right?

Voice

[redhairring]

[ spoilers: it IS a pretty bad gossip feed. ]

I used the name at home, why not use it here?

[darwinatrix]

...a gossip magazine?

What a waste of time.

[redhairring]

It's a crime expose magazine, not a gossip rag.

text

[immigrantpunk]

[Jayden has managed to see that video of Edgworth and Roy with the Soviet suspect, even though the 90s-tastic theme has hurt his eyes. He's also been warned about this lady by Skye. He knows he shouldn't get antagonistic with someone living in his own house, but...]

i'm guessing you don't speak russian

text

[redhairring]

[ how could you possibly guess. ]

not as well as I'd like to admit
do you?

text

[larker]

[Oh this is hilariously terrible, and Gabriel loves it. This is the guy who sits and reads the National Enquirer for kicks and ideas.]

You gonna be doing a subscribers thing? Seriously, this is great, how often will it be coming out? Your font is terrible though, might want to fix that.

text

[redhairring]

Someone hacked my website dumbass. do you really think I'd choose that font?

video / private

[heartlessglitch]

I can assist you, Ms. Lounds.
But in return, there is something I wish to discuss with you.

video / private

[redhairring]

Let me guess: it's about Hannibal Lecter, isn't it.

[ she's close with Gideon. She knows that Hannibal's here. ]

voice;

[infomodder]

["Did you get brought in only to find that a convicted serial killer from your world was already in Heropa?"

G͖͍̪ͨͣ̃͐O̊̈̐͏̪͖̘͚̻ ͚̝̱̜̳̻ͧ̌ͩͤͨ̏͠ͅA̢̪̾̎ͣ̐̀ͯͅW̢̝̠͔̰̺̮̰͐͒ͩ̉ͦ̚À̵̙̮͉̭̯̌Y͍͉ͯ̾ͥͨ͋̕]



What's with the mechanical shark?

voice;

[redhairring]

[ GUESS WHO SHE'S THINKING ABOUT WHEN SHE WROTE THAT.

GO ON WILL, GUESS.

HINT: it's you ]

Beats me. Apparently it was a thing that happened a few months ago.

audio;

[databoner]

Very shock-inducing, very entertaining. Good job.

audio;

[redhairring]

I certainly try.

Got any other sort of scoops you think I should look up?

[ktfod]

-Tattlecrime: Heropa?

[redhairring]

My website back home was called 'Tattlecrime.' I decided to keep the name when I started this one up.

voice;

[connate]

[ Edgeworth......... ]

I bet you're glad lawsuits can't hop dimensions. They let you get away with this kind of thing where you're from?

[glassinine]

[THOSE BETTER NOT BE JUDGMENTAL BRACKETS]

voice

[juuustice111]

The site is cheerful enough, but I'm not so sure about the content...

voice

[redhairring]

Got any better suggestions?

voice;

[sassguard]

Did they know you were recording that?

[ He assumes she made the recording, anyway; he doesn't recognize the voices on the tape or the names "protected" in the article, but he assumes someone else will. ]

voice;

[redhairring]

Did who know?

[ la la la pretending to be innocent~ ]

text.

[immuno]

This is a tabloid. I thought you did actual reporting.

[ SHE TRUSTED YOU!!11 SHE WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, FREDDIE, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. ]

text.

[redhairring]

You never asked.

[ SORRY SWEETIE, FREDDIE'S A SLEAZE. ]

video.

[ex_question191]

You know, normally I'd say, "don't give up your day job"? But apparently it's a little late for that.

video.

[redhairring]

My day job was at Dog Fancy. You can see why I gave it up.

voice

[khajidont]

[Jaime managed to get a half-decent translation out of the Scarab, so he doesn't really have to ask, but...]

You know, ma'am, the story would probably be a lot more interesting if we could actually understand what you were reporting on. You have a translation for us?

voice

[redhairring]

A translation is forthcoming.

[ No it isn't. ]

VOICE/PRIVATE.

[enabeled]

[ Private if only for the fact that Hannibal is lurking about now, and Gideon isn't eager to advertise his continued existence. ]

Should have known it wouldn't take you long to dig those long fingers deep within the local mud. But a little daring, don't you think?

VOICE/PRIVATE.

[redhairring]

[ Hello there, Freddie is thinking the same thing. ]

I had everything all set up before our local nuisance arrived. Of course I was going to continue.

text. private.

[ex_gloves423]

How much per dirty little secret?

text. private.

[redhairring]

depends on the secret

[defections]

Tattlecrime?

[redhairring]

Don't like the name?

not here

[heartboxer]

[ He should really talk to Roy Mustang before he confers with someone who obviously has it out for him. After all, the last time he boarded the Roy Hate train, he actually saved his subordinates life. Woops.

ooc: If Armstrong presses on to investigate further, he'll probably contact Freddie icly through a voicemail or something!! ]

not here

[redhairring]

[ dammit, this whole 'looking into things' is something Freddie doesn't want people to do. ]

voice;

[notdaredevil]

You don't go in for much in the way of subtlety, do you.

voice;

[redhairring]

If you're talking about the font, this was not my design.

[altercate]

This is what you're best at?

[redhairring]

Indeed it is. I'm a journalist.