wizzardly: and like to think of them as attached to me (I'm very attached to my limbs)
Rincewind ([personal profile] wizzardly) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-09-19 10:00 pm

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Do you suffer from depression?

[good afternoon from this world's resident redheaded Wizzard, who's sitting at an office desk and wearing a green uniform matched with a pointy red hat like that isn't a terrible fashion choice or general life decision. He's attempting to smile. It mostly looks queasy.

Anxiety? Do you have violent thoughts or tendencies? Trouble sleeping? Have you suffered traumatic events in your childhood and/or adulthood, culminating in what most would agree is a rather tragic backstory?

Then perhaps it's time you try - oh, hold on, I had something for this -

[Rincewind pats frantically at his pockets, then bends out of view. When he comes back up, it's to throw a handful of glitter, which shimmers down in a sparkling cloud around, in front of, and ultimately on him. This results in an immediate coughing spell and some swatting at the pieces in his beard.]

- Try - [cough, cough] - psychiatric help!

[cough, curse, gods damn it.]

Er, yes. Conveniently located in Maurtia Falls, Pennsylvania, the doctors at the Maurtia Falls Hos- um, the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric... [oh no. Oh no, what is it called? He works there, what is it called, he knows this! Rincewind's smile twitches, a bead of sweat glistening amidst the glitter on his forehead. He glances quickly to the prepared statement on his desk.]

- Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions!

[phew.]

This advanced hospital is overseen by imPort psychiatrist Dr. Chilton himself, and is staffed with all sorts of talented individuals ready to assist in bringing out the best -[another glance at the paper, a small wince] - you. That you can be.

Whether you need medication, guided psychological interaction, or even just to talk to someone, therapy can work for you. And I can tell you, because I'm, ah, a success story. Myself.

[honestly, why did they leave that in the script.]

No matter the size your mental troubles, Dr. Chilton and the staff of the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital are here to help. Appointments can always be scheduled through the front desk, but if you've any questions - [please, oh please don't have questions] - I'm here to answer them as well.
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[personal profile] thirdprogenitor 2017-09-20 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ there's maybe just the slightest bit of amusement in her voice at this but it still sounds rather bored. ]

Talking? Really? And how exactly does that help one with their problems?
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[personal profile] thirdprogenitor 2017-09-20 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Are you sure, Rincewind? You sound unsure. ]

And this was your dilemma? Given the fact that you're a so-called success story, as you put it.
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[personal profile] thirdprogenitor 2017-09-20 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Have you tried a coffin?

[ She's completely serious fyi. ]
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[personal profile] thirdprogenitor 2017-09-20 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's a shame. Some are quite comfy.
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[personal profile] thirdprogenitor 2017-09-20 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you could find one for yourself without the undead company attached to it.
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[personal profile] thirdprogenitor 2017-09-21 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
So you'd rather share a coffin with the dead than the undead?
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[personal profile] thirdprogenitor 2017-09-21 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Not a fan of the undead I take it?
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[personal profile] thirdprogenitor 2017-09-22 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
How presumptuous. I don't eat people.
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[personal profile] thirdprogenitor 2017-09-22 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
No. Just their blood.
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[personal profile] thirdprogenitor 2017-09-22 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, please. Drinking their blood isn't the same. They're still alive.

[ Usually. ]
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[personal profile] thirdprogenitor 2017-09-23 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well I can't speak for all of my kind.
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[personal profile] thirdprogenitor 2017-09-24 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
You make it sound as if I was asking for yours.