wizzardly: and like to think of them as attached to me (I'm very attached to my limbs)
Rincewind ([personal profile] wizzardly) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-09-19 10:00 pm

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Do you suffer from depression?

[good afternoon from this world's resident redheaded Wizzard, who's sitting at an office desk and wearing a green uniform matched with a pointy red hat like that isn't a terrible fashion choice or general life decision. He's attempting to smile. It mostly looks queasy.

Anxiety? Do you have violent thoughts or tendencies? Trouble sleeping? Have you suffered traumatic events in your childhood and/or adulthood, culminating in what most would agree is a rather tragic backstory?

Then perhaps it's time you try - oh, hold on, I had something for this -

[Rincewind pats frantically at his pockets, then bends out of view. When he comes back up, it's to throw a handful of glitter, which shimmers down in a sparkling cloud around, in front of, and ultimately on him. This results in an immediate coughing spell and some swatting at the pieces in his beard.]

- Try - [cough, cough] - psychiatric help!

[cough, curse, gods damn it.]

Er, yes. Conveniently located in Maurtia Falls, Pennsylvania, the doctors at the Maurtia Falls Hos- um, the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric... [oh no. Oh no, what is it called? He works there, what is it called, he knows this! Rincewind's smile twitches, a bead of sweat glistening amidst the glitter on his forehead. He glances quickly to the prepared statement on his desk.]

- Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions!

[phew.]

This advanced hospital is overseen by imPort psychiatrist Dr. Chilton himself, and is staffed with all sorts of talented individuals ready to assist in bringing out the best -[another glance at the paper, a small wince] - you. That you can be.

Whether you need medication, guided psychological interaction, or even just to talk to someone, therapy can work for you. And I can tell you, because I'm, ah, a success story. Myself.

[honestly, why did they leave that in the script.]

No matter the size your mental troubles, Dr. Chilton and the staff of the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital are here to help. Appointments can always be scheduled through the front desk, but if you've any questions - [please, oh please don't have questions] - I'm here to answer them as well.
pyrogue: (warm feelings)

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[personal profile] pyrogue 2017-09-20 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ He doesn't usually go out of his way to talk to Rincewind since, well, Valentine's and then Len bullying the poor guy all the time but... this is a good cause. ]

I'll second this rec. Dr. Chilton's been nothing but good for me.
magnitudes: (Default)

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[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-20 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Does the psychiatric help come with glitter?
slightlyoffchilt: (Corrective.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-09-20 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
No.
magnitudes: (☜(⌒▽⌒)☞)

permavideo for all time etc

[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I only want it if it comes with glitter, but.
slightlyoffchilt: (Taciturn.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-09-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Very good, Rincewind.
slightlyoffchilt: (Outré.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-09-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing professional comes with glitter.
magnitudes: (ʅ(‾◡◝)ʃ)

[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-20 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oi. ( It's good natured, a swing into one of her absurd moods that's contextualised and hopefully less grating for how long they've now known each other. )

There's a list of people you need to apologise to, for that, professional glitter manufacturers amongst them. And I reckon this is false advertising. The ad had glitter.
magnitudes: (Σ(‘◉⌓◉’))

[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-20 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
( A slightly dramatised sucking in of breath. Uh oh. )

Ad's a bit misleading then, ain't it?
slightlyoffchilt: (Frost.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-09-20 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I chose to take it as a metaphor.
craftpunk: (36)

[personal profile] craftpunk 2017-09-20 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well.

You've convinced me.
magnitudes: ((´•.̫ • ⋈))

[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-20 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you made his services seem all sparkly. I could go to any old therapist and get glitter-free help. What if the glitter was the clincher that made me wanna go to this "Dr." Chilton?

( She says, with airquotes, as if he were not the very broest of bros. )
slightlyoffchilt: (Toast.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-09-20 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
A sparkling endorsement, indeed. Couldn't ask for a better one.

[Best pal.]
magnitudes: (-(๑☆‿ ☆#)ᕗ)

[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-20 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
The insulting their life's work, or the glitter?
pyrogue: (hot under the collar)

[personal profile] pyrogue 2017-09-20 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well seeing that kinda made him feel sorta bad. A little. ]

Yeah, I uh, I've been seeing him almost since I got here. I kinda need it.
slightlyoffchilt: (Jejune.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2017-09-20 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
The glitter itself. But more importantly: why are you preoccupied with the glitter?
magnitudes: ((☆^ー^☆))

[personal profile] magnitudes 2017-09-20 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
( eAe )

What kinda person wouldn't be preoccupied with glitter? Glitter's bloody great. Filled someone's locker at school with it, once. Which, by the way, me getting in trouble for was a bag of dicks because he was a bully, but I got sent to the principals office.

( INJUSTICE. ) But, okay, I mean honestly, who hasn't rubbed glitter on their skin and pretended to be a mermaid at least once. Like, honestly.
Edited 2017-09-20 02:30 (UTC)
craftpunk: (45)

[personal profile] craftpunk 2017-09-20 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes. Clearly, I need help.

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