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maskormenace2017-09-19 10:00 pm
wizzardly) wrote in maskormenace2017-09-19 10:00 pm
Entry tags:
- abigail hobbs | n/a,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † daisy johnson | quake,
- † david blake | woden,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † hans gruber | n/a,
- † jaime lannister | ser jaime,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † jorah mormont | jorah the andal,
- † krul tepes | n/a,
- † mick rory | heat wave,
- † rincewind | n/a,
- † sarissa theron | n/a,
- † will graham | wolf trap
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Do you suffer from depression?
[good afternoon from this world's resident redheaded Wizzard, who's sitting at an office desk and wearing a green uniform matched with a pointy red hat like that isn't a terrible fashion choice or general life decision. He's attempting to smile. It mostly looks queasy.
Anxiety? Do you have violent thoughts or tendencies? Trouble sleeping? Have you suffered traumatic events in your childhood and/or adulthood, culminating in what most would agree is a rather tragic backstory?
Then perhaps it's time you try - oh, hold on, I had something for this -
[Rincewind pats frantically at his pockets, then bends out of view. When he comes back up, it's to throw a handful of glitter, which shimmers down in a sparkling cloud around, in front of, and ultimately on him. This results in an immediate coughing spell and some swatting at the pieces in his beard.]
- Try - [cough, cough] - psychiatric help!
[cough, curse, gods damn it.]
Er, yes. Conveniently located in Maurtia Falls, Pennsylvania, the doctors at the Maurtia Falls Hos- um, the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric... [oh no. Oh no, what is it called? He works there, what is it called, he knows this! Rincewind's smile twitches, a bead of sweat glistening amidst the glitter on his forehead. He glances quickly to the prepared statement on his desk.]
- Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions!
[phew.]
This advanced hospital is overseen by imPort psychiatrist Dr. Chilton himself, and is staffed with all sorts of talented individuals ready to assist in bringing out the best -[another glance at the paper, a small wince] - you. That you can be.
Whether you need medication, guided psychological interaction, or even just to talk to someone, therapy can work for you. And I can tell you, because I'm, ah, a success story. Myself.
[honestly, why did they leave that in the script.]
No matter the size your mental troubles, Dr. Chilton and the staff of the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital are here to help. Appointments can always be scheduled through the front desk, but if you've any questions - [please, oh please don't have questions] - I'm here to answer them as well.
[good afternoon from this world's resident redheaded Wizzard, who's sitting at an office desk and wearing a green uniform matched with a pointy red hat like that isn't a terrible fashion choice or general life decision. He's attempting to smile. It mostly looks queasy.
Anxiety? Do you have violent thoughts or tendencies? Trouble sleeping? Have you suffered traumatic events in your childhood and/or adulthood, culminating in what most would agree is a rather tragic backstory?
Then perhaps it's time you try - oh, hold on, I had something for this -
[Rincewind pats frantically at his pockets, then bends out of view. When he comes back up, it's to throw a handful of glitter, which shimmers down in a sparkling cloud around, in front of, and ultimately on him. This results in an immediate coughing spell and some swatting at the pieces in his beard.]
- Try - [cough, cough] - psychiatric help!
[cough, curse, gods damn it.]
Er, yes. Conveniently located in Maurtia Falls, Pennsylvania, the doctors at the Maurtia Falls Hos- um, the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric... [oh no. Oh no, what is it called? He works there, what is it called, he knows this! Rincewind's smile twitches, a bead of sweat glistening amidst the glitter on his forehead. He glances quickly to the prepared statement on his desk.]
- Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital for Abnormal Conditions!
[phew.]
This advanced hospital is overseen by imPort psychiatrist Dr. Chilton himself, and is staffed with all sorts of talented individuals ready to assist in bringing out the best -[another glance at the paper, a small wince] - you. That you can be.
Whether you need medication, guided psychological interaction, or even just to talk to someone, therapy can work for you. And I can tell you, because I'm, ah, a success story. Myself.
[honestly, why did they leave that in the script.]
No matter the size your mental troubles, Dr. Chilton and the staff of the Maurtia Falls Psychiatric Hospital are here to help. Appointments can always be scheduled through the front desk, but if you've any questions - [please, oh please don't have questions] - I'm here to answer them as well.
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...Something.
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[From her dry tone, it obviously doesn't.]
So does that something. What am I going to be paid in if I take the job, cookies and warm feelings?
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...But fine, all right. I suppose a little payment could be arranged.
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How little are we talking here?
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